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incorrectyelenat · 2 years
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Yelena, calling Natasha: Hey do you have 25k dollars I could borrow?
Natasha: what do you need 25k for?
Yelena: An escape room
Natasha: what escape room is that expensive?
Yelena: jail....
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Natasha: Tony, i hope you’re not planning on doing anything stupid
Tony: i hope you’re not hoping too hard
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Natasha: if you've got any questions, just ask
Peter, raising his hand: if a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Natasha:
Natasha: if you've got any relevant questions, just ask
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Natasha: can i be frank with you guys?
Thor: sure but i don’t see how changing your name is going to help
Peter: can i still be Peter?
Thor: shh let frank speak
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Yelena: are you having a depressive episode again?
Natasha: depressive episode?
Natasha: i’m having a depressive series and we’re on season 5
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Tony: so what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Natasha: Steve will be here in a few minutes
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Peter: isn’t it weird how a tree out there somewhere is currently growing wood for your coffin
Natasha: it’s two in the morning Peter shut up
Natasha: wait
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Yelena: you need to be nicer.
Natasha: i am nice.
Yelena: you threatened to stab them.
Natasha: i think giving them a warning was pretty nice of me.
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Wanda: my kink is when people care about my feelings and what i have to say.
Natasha: too unrealistic. settle for bondage like the rest of us.
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Natasha: the risks we took were calculated!
Melina: sure
Yelena: hey, to be fair, we never said we were good at math
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Peter: *sneaks into the house at 2am*
Natasha: *turns in a swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?
Peter: i was with.. uh... Mr Stark!
Tony: *also turns in a swivel chair* care to- *keeps spinning* Natasha- i can’t stop the chair-
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Sam: i miss steve.
Bucky: you still have me
Sam: it's not the same. there are some things i told steve that i can't talk to you about
Bucky: like what?
Sam: the annoying things that you do
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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[Over the phone]
Natasha: turn around !
Natasha: in the other direction !
Natasha: no! turn around again !
Yelena: natasha, where are you? I don't see you!
Natasha: i'm out of town. but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amused me.
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Wanda: so how do you sleep at night knowing that there are some people in the world who don't like you?
Natasha: with no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Natasha: You remind me of those Russian matryoshka dolls.
Tony: Oh? Why?
Natasha: Because you're so full of yourself.
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Natasha: Tony, we need to talk about-
Tony: The building was already on fire when i got there
Natasha: What
Tony: What?
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incorrectyelenat · 4 years
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Yelena: are you seeing anyone?
Natasha: haha... no, why?
Yelena: idk i think a therapist would be good for you
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