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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Nano: If I’m being honest I really look up to you

Lalna: Because you’re short?

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Lalna: [holding cat] Stinky.

Honeydew: No!! don’t be mean!!!

Lalna: [swaying cat back and forth in the air] Stinky bastard man.

Honeydew: No!!!!!!!!

Xephos: [not looking up from paperwork] Naughty boy. Brat cat.

Honeydew: [distraught] NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Zoey: *tries to sneak in the office late in day wearing a trenchcoat*

Lewis: Why are you so late, and whats under the coat

Coat: [meows]

Zoey:

Zoey: drugs..

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Pedguin: I met this idiot today-

Bouphe: Oh, did you look in a mirror?

Pedguin: Someday you will pay for your actions and the universe will not have mercy on you

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Ravs: Are you flirting with me?

Duncan: What? no!

Ravs: Oh.. well you should be

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Lewis: Its hard being in charge sometimes but i love this family and thats all that matters

Simon: LEWIS!! Me and Duncan tried making ramen in the teapot and broke everything!!

Lewis: *inhale*

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Ravs: Me Ben and Pedguin are three halves of the same idiot!

Duncan: That... that's not right..

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Duncan: I just want someone to take me out

Lewis: like on a date or with a gun?

Duncan: Surprise me

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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i am once again thinking about xephos i am once again thinking about him slowly falling in love with lalna and honeydew over the course of jaffa factory i am once again thinking about boyfriends going to the moon i am once again thinking about the three of them building yoglabs as just another project for them to work on together i am once again thinking about the three of them working at yoglabs together and spending their lunch breaks talking about all the weird shit going on i am once again thinking about honeydew and lalna noticing xephos growing more and more distant as the days wear on i am once again thinking about xephos knowing about all the honeydews he’s killed and knowing about lalnable and the thought of telling them tears at him but they’ll hate him for it and he knows it i am once again thinking about lalna finding out about the cloning chamber and though he’s morally questionable lalna is a clone and lalna is his own person and it makes him sick i am once again thinking about lalna trying to tell honeydew but no matter how hard he tries xephos burns through clone after clone to keep him from remembering any of it i am once again thinking about lalna getting frustrated and just going because it breaks his heart to leave honeydew behind but he needs to get out i am once again thinking about lalna’s absence eating at xephos until he breaks, until he stops paying the power bill and stops running the company and stops doing much of anything and honeydew is worried and that makes it worse because xephos can’t look at him anymore knowing how many times he’s buried him i am once again thinking about xephos explaining and giving honeydew a thousand apologies for things xephos knows he doesn’t remember i am once again thinking about xephos finding lalna to ask for a bomb, something that’ll obliterate the place and lalna doesn’t want to see him but he’s always been better at explosives so he agrees, for honeydew’s sake and because he’s more than happy to see yoglabs collapse in on itself, i am once again thinking about xephos running off to some obscure part of the map and making a tiny little vanilla house and a farm i am once again thinking about honeydew and lalna learning to trust him again and falling just as in love as they had been before i am once again thinking about xephos telling them that he wouldn’t be good for them after everything he’s done and i am once again thinking about them telling him that they want him anyway. oh my god.

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Ben: What would happen if i die?

Tom: You'd have a funeral

Ben: ok but what would you do?

Tom: Go to your funeral

Lewis: what do you mean IF you die

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Lewis: Guys we have a problem!

Simon: What, the fire?

Lewis: no the-wait what fire?!

Simon: Forget about that, this sounds much more interesting

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Tom: Ive been dropping subtle hints that i like him

Tom: *walks over to Ben*

Tom: I cant stand you

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Tom: Why is there a pentagram in the stream room

Ben: Lewis told me to satanize it

Lewis: I said to SANATIZE the room

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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The Yogscast as images I just have laying about

Barry

Spiff

Zylus

Lewis

Lydia

Kim

Leo

Dr. Simon

Rythian

Ben

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Ben: Hey pedguin could you do something for me?

Pedguin: I would literally cover up a mirder you commited

Ben: Could you help me with the dishes?

Pedguin: Fuck you and your dishes

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Lewis: None of us are going to heaven because know about it and by default all our good actions here on out are morally corrupt so just be an arsonist

Simon: *slowly slides bible across table*

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incorrectyogscast · 4 years

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Spiff: Youve always got to try and be positive

Duncan: *falls off ladder*

Duncan: Oh wow i sure did get down that ladder fast

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