you arent a real gamer until you played this
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I need to barricade myself behind drums to get any work done
My drumgeon so to speak
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women tolerate me but they really like it when im in pain or lost and desperate in a cave. odd but i would never question women
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tshirt that says THIS IS ONLY PARTIALLY A SEX THING
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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer
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What’s everybody’s most useless skill? If you show me any picture of Godzilla I can tell you exactly which Godzilla suit it is and who was wearing it.
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I'm using this as a reaction pic now btw
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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up
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Dancing in zero gravity 🗿🦚
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Bed of Lettuce by Paul Octavious
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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life
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