I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it
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[someone brings up a thing i love]
me: haha, yeah
me: but seriously, do you have six hours to talk about this because I have Some Thoughts-
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Svedmyra
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That otter show him. (via pretztail)
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it genuinely baffles me when people say 80s fashion was ugly as if early 00s fashion wasn’t the greatest crime against humanity committed on historical record
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When ur friend starts dating a fuckboi and shes happy but yall are concerned
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what do you want to be when you grow up
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every dermatologist and mother on the Planet: don’t pick at your acne, it’s just going to make it worse, you’ll get a scar, stop picking at your face
me, 3 fingers deep into a pore: that’s so true
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