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She’s a 10 but she wants to give up her humanity for some ice cold dick

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absolutely love it when people are like why do you like this fictional character so much look at all their bad qualities. my brothersister in christ their bad qualities are why i like them

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edward cullen was right. sometimes you need to sit in your car and listen to your angry music CD.

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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

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First the doritos, now this...

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bella describing edward in twilight: he’s so beautiful. I’m completely dazzled by him

bree tanner describing edward in her book:

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YouTuber Mike’s Mic: “Could he be crustier, do you reckon? I don’t actually think he could be crustier. He’s like a moldy piece of bread with a moldy piece of cheese on it put under the grill, but the tray in the grill is too high, and the cheese melts and then burns, and the cheese fumes of the moldy cheese get stuck to the grill, so then any future thing that you put in that grill is gonna smell like moldy cheese. That’s his vibe.”

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wake up babe it’s 2008 and twilight just dropped in cinemas

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it is truly SO FUNNY that Rosalie said "We have to kill the girl, she knows too much. No, we can't just move instead. I don't want to restart high school again."

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Love this picture. looks like she's got a tiny Emmett, like her own personal little angel/demon on her shoulder. only it's not for moral conflicts, it's to help her make better comedic choices

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edward is supposed to have at least one medical degree and perfect recall yet somehow he doesn’t know he needs to bring food and water for bella on a hike?? did carlisle just find a buy one get free deal on medical degrees

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hey me and my girlfriend saw you from across the parking lot and we really fucking hate your vibe. i’m going to hit you with my mercedes

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A lot of people call Breaking Dawn pt2 awful but TBH it’s like. One of the most fun films in my opinion. like a bunch of cool vampires all come together and just throw the fuck down?? Some dude gets decapitated from the jaw? Rami Malek and Lee Pace are here?? It’s the ideal film

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KRISTEN STEWART Rolling Stone Magazine (Feb 14, 2024)

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Some Twilight edit drawn by me