inhiatusfromlife

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im going to get booed for this but the album is too long!

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t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

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so long london having the same progression as you've got time (oitnb) was not on my bingo card

#'the same' as in it sounds like it thank you

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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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👀 Mediterranean solidarity ✊

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Taylor Swift performing "Slut!" as the second suprise song at The Eras Tour on November 12th, 2023 in Buenos Aires, Argentina - (x)

#love to think you'll never forget

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Befofe we have sex you’re gonna need to watch this 15 second ad. DONT hit skip or I can’t cum

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People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

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#2022 what a year (for me specifically)

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when will taylor swift realise that i don't listen to her music to pick up easter eggs about her breakup with joe alwyn. i listen to her music to find new songs for my elaborate ship playlists on spotify. get real

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I’ve been on tumblr for almost 13 years and I refuse to know what homestuck is about

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nuova rubrica 'forse mi laureo'

#ho incontrato il professore per chiedergli la tesi oggi e ho letteralmente iniziato il discorso con: #“sono un'appassionata di pattinaggio artistico su ghiaccio" #long story short la mia tesi sarà su un capitolo di un libro scritto dai sovietici negli anni sessanta #dove un esempio di un modello ricorda la lama di un pattino (ma in realtà più lo sci però sorvoliamo) #“Intanto prova a farti questi conti; lo sai nei libri i russi saltano sempre i passaggi” rip me vedremo #io comunque è da quando ho iniziato l'università che penso “ma secondo me finisco gli esami e poi faccio la rinuncia perché non mi ci vedo- #“-a scrivere la tesi” e quindi per fare un argomento che mi piacesse ora mi so impicciata #(in un universo parallelo andavo in terapia al liceo e manco mi ci trovavo in questa facoltà ma va bene lo stesso)

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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

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Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)