Hawks: Great! This is great! Just GREAT!
Hawks: My wings are small and wet. And I’m stuck to a log, drifting down the river with you of all people.
Dabi: Not really my personal choice for company either, birdbrain.
Hawks, huffing: At least it can’t get any worse than this.
Hawks: Don’t tell me. We’re drifring right toward a big waterfall.
Hawks: Probably big, sharp rocks waiting at the bottom.
Dabi: I bet.
Hawks: Well then.
Hawks: Bring it on.
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edit: wow i forgot to even write a caption for this lmfao. enjoy ig
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the only x reader fics i ever read is with hawks and it's not even bc i like thinking of him that way, it's because the bitches who write about him are so fucking good what the fuck
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Hawks + spit play
"open up, baby" Hawks mutters, your jaw hanging open with the harsh grip he has on your jaw; fingertips digging into your cheeks and he's pretty sure that when your tongue lolls out of your mouth, messy and dripping down your chin that he's about to cum in his boxers right there and then.
the heavy glob of spit lands on your tongue, then another and another until your choking on his saliva, the liquid freely sliding down your chin and bare chest until youre sticky and glossy. Hawks has never thought you look as beautiful as you do now, covered in him. He takes his time that night, spitting on your cunt and sliding it around with his tongue over your clit and dipping inside your tiny hole until you're crying and begging to cum, to be fucked by his pretty cock until you can't speak.
"pretty baby wants my cock, its cute how desperate you are considering you're already covered in my spit. dirty fucking girl"
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I rarely touch Harry Potter fandom spaces now but Snape apologists need to shut the fuck up. thanks💖
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Happy Xie lian day🤧❤️
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Happy birthday my babies!
I mainly post on Twitter. Follow me there: https://twitter.com/1ss1k1
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polyamorous culture is following several polyamory blogs but not being able to tell them apart because they all have the polyam pride flag as their icon
Ahahahaha this is the best submission I've gotten
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Cursed school presentations? Thank you!
I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?
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how to not be a little bitch
Keep your name on your asks
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happy birthday xie lian!!
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i did Dabi ✨
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think: dabi, smoking at the bar, as our last summer plays from the radio somewhere. spinner, singing thank you for the music in honor of stain. compress dramatically singing take a chance on me and/or s.o.s. in hopes of getting kurogiri to duet him. twice is sobbing in the corner to fernando for some reason. shigaraki takes it upon himself to show toga his abba collection, and he introduces her to super trouper and dancing queen. all is well, but chaotic as hell
can we consider the league being fans of ABBA
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It had to be done-
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actually dabis blushing it's just in parts that can't blush anymore 😭
Hawks has a crush~~
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this was in my orbit today and i pity laughed bc why does this feel so fucking right
Dabi: Who is a pretty bird?
Hawks, drunk: Me! I AM! I am a pretty bird!
Hawks, pointing to himself: It's me, right? Dabi? I am pretty, right?
Hawks, tearing up: Right...? I'm a pretty bird, aren't I..?
Dabi, panicking: Yes! You are! You are the pretty bird!
Dabi, holding a crying Hawks: You're very pretty! The prettiest bird ever!
Hawks, hiccuping: I'm a pretty bird!
Dabi: You are a very pretty bird!
Shigaraki: I fucking hate drinking with you guys.
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in regards to this post, here's class 1a in hogwarts (with this picrew)
for context, they're all paired up for a project. but also since im too lazy to make up 10 pairs i just went with their seating arrangement. sue me. as per usual hp project, it's for potions.
Aoyama & Mina
they would for sure argue about who should be in charge. they'd fail this project, probably, maybe, most likely-
oh also aoyama is part veela bc i said so❤️
Tsuyu & Iida
they'd def ace this test. not only is potions iida's strong point, tsuyu is very knowledgeable and very agreeable. plus it's easier to do projects like this with a friend
Uraraka & Ojiro
it's kind of awkward considering they don't really talk much but they finish what's needed of them. clumsy, but they pass
Kaminari & Kirishima
hell duo (affectionately) would flunk this, but they'd be happy because they got to see some explosions. their professor, however, will not be
Koji & Sato
they're both p experienced w potions and they'd def pass. they'll balance out one another, me thinks
Shoji & Jiro
that's not jiro's scarf think again bub they'd probably go about the assignment quietly and before anyone knew it, they're alr done. they'd pass w flying colors esp since this is shoji's favorite subject
Sero & Tokoyami
tokoyami has wings, trust me. they finish last and that's bc tokoyami accidentally bumps into their couldron and nearly spills it all over sero. luckily they're fast in recovering and recreating their progress. but they pass
Todoroki & Hagakure
todoroki is, as we know it, a lone wolf kind of boi and i think he'd try to insist on doing most of the grunt work. hagakure however, is all for team work and she'd probably argue w todoroki. they pass ofc
Bakugo & Midoriya
they'd fight. holy shit they'd fight so bad it'd make their submission potion worse than kirikami's. see, what happens w these two geniuses is they're amazing on their own. together? absolute catastrophe. aizawa will regret pairing them up. and no they don't pass
Momo & Mineta
id like to think mineta is actually good at one subject. just not potions. he does not have the percision nor the patience needed in potions. momo leaves him for ingredient cutting and stirring duty while she puts it all together. they pass, but it's mostly bc failing is not an option for momo
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ik im late but hawks thinking abt dabi's evil smirk has me feeling smtg idk how to name. also are they gonna completely skip out on the whole plf vs lov arc or am i gonna have to go back to praying to god to see that shit animated
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I understand why we don't have the childhood friends story for plot reasons but damn it would've been so good
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