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Yuuya: I told Sakuya his ears flush when he lies.
Hiyoko: Why?
Yuuya: Look.
Yuuya: Hey Sakuya! Do you love us?
Sakuya, covering his ears: No.
Hiyoko:
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Tohri: Does the phrase "fucked up and evil" imply you can be fucked up and good?
Ryuuji: Yes
Tohri: Examples?
Ryuuji: Me <3
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Hiyoko: When I say I'm "feral" it doesn't always mean I'm angry. Maybe I'm stupid and if you give me food you'll earn my trust and I'll follow you around.
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Ryuuji: My infant son keeps saying shit like "goog" and "aaagfghgh". I googled it and it didn't appear to be any words in japanese. Could this be a new arg? Has anyone else been hearing about something like this?
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Anghel: Don't mind me just shooting green aura into your eyes as you read this
Sakuya: Don't fucking heal me
Anghel: Oh god you wish this green shit healed
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Kazuaki: Can I get to know you?
Hitori: I don't recommend it
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Tohri: Show up uninvited! Invite yourself to the party! Be the belle of the ball! Make a scene. Get kicked out. Set fire to the lawn.
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Tohri: I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns
Tohri: Oh, and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time
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Kazuaki: *looks in the mirror*
Kazuaki: you again
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Hitori: I’m seeing someone.
Nageki: Like dating or like hallucinations?
Hitori:
Nageki: Answer me
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Tohri: How many kids do you have?
Ryuuji: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Shuu: In my defense, your honor, I simply do not Vibe with the law
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Ryouta: hey im gonna be about half an hour late :(
Sakuya, who forgot they even made plans: You always fucking do this
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Hiyoko: I came into this Earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
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Ryouta: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE
Hiyoko: yes
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Hitori: You're an asshole.
Shuu: What's that off in the distance? Could it be? It is! My last fuck, riding off into the sunset. Be free, old friend. Be free.
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Shuu: When a 'Baby on Board' sticker is a little faded and beat up you know the kid is at least a year or two old now and the car is safe to ram.
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