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listen to dis

so look, i just got here and i like, NEED friends is there anyone who wants to be friends and shit

#loneliest #lonely life #i need frieeeends #i need friends

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SAY SAY NO

feMC: Croissants: dropped mc: Road: works ahead yaoi: BBQ sauce: on my titties natsuki: Shavacado: fre moniko: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead sayori: sayori, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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IM SCREAMING

feMC: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. mc: Okay, but what is updog? yaoi: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. natsuki: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. moniko: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. sayori: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. feMC: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. natsuki: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. yaoi: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. mc: What’s a henway?? feMC: Oh, about five pounds.

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feMC NO

*The squad is over at feMC's house* mc: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? feMC: ... N-No... feMC, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? mc, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! yaoi: I see a- feMC, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. mc: Oh, well I- feMC: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* feMC, amazed: Its got a bake setting! natsuki: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! moniko: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? feMC: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! feMC: I am someone who owns four ovens... feMC, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... feMC: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... sayori, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! feMC: mc: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! feMC: feMC, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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MONIKO NO

feMC: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. mc: What if it bites me and it dies!? yaoi: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, mc, learn to listen. natsuki: What if it bites itself and I die? moniko: That’s voodoo. sayori: What if it bites me and someone else dies? mc: That’s correlation, not causation. natsuki: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? moniko: That’s kinky. feMC: Oh my God.

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(C R Y - L A U G H S P A R T 3)

feMC: We need to distract these guys mc: Leave it to me mc: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. yaoi, natsuki, and moniko: *Immediately begin arguing* sayori, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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(CRY-LAUGHS PART 2)

feMC: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* mc: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents feMC: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you yaoi: Actually I did the math, mc would have $225, not $0.15. mc: Fam I’m right here.... natsuki: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) feMC: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? natsuki: Sorry I only have a dollar feMC: :( yaoi: Hey I just realized my friend is right, mc would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent natsuki: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice yaoi: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 moniko: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice yaoi: Apply juice to what sayori: Directly to the forehead mc: Great chat everyone

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(CRY-LAUGHS)

feMC: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? mc: >:O language yaoi: Yeah watch your fucking language natsuki: OKAY WHO TAUGHT YAOI THE FUCK WORD? moniko: 'The fuck word'. sayori: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time yaoi: Oh my god she censored it moniko: Say fuck, sayori. yaoi: Do it, sayori. Say fuck.

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ddlc (some genderbents)

feMC: I CAN'T DO IT! mc, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! feMC: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE yaoi: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. feMC: feMC: I appreciate it, feMC: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- natsuki: feMC- feMC: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! moniko: feMC we gotta- feMC: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. feMC: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' feMC, motioning to sayori: NOT FUCKING THIS

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a casual chat between feMC and mc

feMC: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming mc: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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incorrect pucketine quotes

sam: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside cat: cat: sam, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... sam: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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incorrect sans and papyrus quotes prt 1

sans, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day! papyrus: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar, papyrus: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?! sans, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS papyrus: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?! papyrus: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND sans, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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genderbent ddlc in a nutshell

feMC: Is having a penis fun? naruki: It has its ups and downs. satori: Sometimes it’s a little hard. moniko: It’s a pain in the ass. yaoi: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

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SAYORI NO

yuri: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? natsuki: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies mc: Socks are Feetie Heaties monika: Forks are Stabby Grabbies natsuki: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties mc: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies monika: Stamps are Lickie Stickies sayori, annoyed: You are disappointments

#heartiestartieshoeimscreaming

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uh

yuri: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? natsuki: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. yuri: Three of us saw it, natsuki. How do you explain that? natsuki: *points at sayori* Sleep deprivation. *points at monika* Paranoia. *points at mc* Delusional personality disorder.

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it was from a generator but i added to it

yuri: What did you guys get in your yearbook? natsuki: 'Prettiest Smile' sayori: 'Nicest Personality' monika: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' mc: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' monika: OH BITCH BET WE CAN GO RIGHT NOW mc: *rolls up sleeves* yuri: *sips tea*

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MONIKA NO (again)

yuri, trying to convince mc to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong! natsuki: And loud! sayori: And grumpy! monika: And oblivious to reality! mc: