mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
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that scene in matilda where miss honey finally snaps and yells “because shes a spectacularly wonderful child and i love her!” > all of quentin tarantino’s filmography
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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?
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do it weird do it scared do it shy do it anxious do it lonely do it cautious do it with shaking hands. but do it.
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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things
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"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES
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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea
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im not built for this 9-5 life im built for living in a gothic castle as a vampire
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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
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researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible
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