you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings
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describing the eclipse to european mutuals: it was just like when you put the top bun on the burger
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>the goblin leaps to attack!
>the goblin misses!
>the goblin has scraped his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
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BEHOLD
smiling bat :)
based on this guy ^ my favorite little guy from British Library Harley MS 3244 f 55v
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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)
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The percentage of German Shepherds that are dogs is not 100.
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You, a fool, when characters state different or contradictory things about backstory events or how the world works: This is a plot hole!
Me, wise, enlightened: Not so, neophyte. Have you considered all the exhaustive possibilities in which one of these characters simply has no idea what they are talking about, or better yet, is a fucking liar?
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