when this is literally the trio i'm in
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INTJ: No, no, absolutely not! It's unethical, it's immoral, it may as well be illegal. I'll have no part in it.
INTP:
INFJ:
INFP:
INTJ: Okay, I'll do it.
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intj: I'd date you
infj: what?
intj: I said I hate you
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Therapist: So what are your interests other than playing video games?
INTP: Watching documentaries about murder.
Therapist: Do you do literally anything else? Do you go outside?
INTP: no.
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the intp urge to add 'for science' at the end of any emotionally driven desire
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INTJ: [after hearing a joke] If I had learned how to laugh as a child, I would right now.
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Person: So tell me what's your talent?
INTX: I can offend people even without trying.
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INTJ: I accidentally indulged in too much 'me time'
INTJ: Turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
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and they’re✨besties✨
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I'm going to have three cats 🐈😻🐈⬛😅
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INFP: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health!
INTJ: That's why I also bottle up the positive ones!
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intp: I had my shit together once
intp: I think I was like 7
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INTP: The problem with me is I try to reason out everybody's intention in doing something
Person: Even serial killers?
INTP:
INTP: We all have weird hobbies
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INFP: Look! This could be us—
INTJ: —but we're shut ins :(
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