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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

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Full offense, but I think milk substitution charges should not exist at coffee shops. It is NOT my or anyone's fault that they cannot have dairy and that's that.

#dunkin and starbs are getting sued for upcharging for non-dairy rn

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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Frédéric Font

#queue of hearts.

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And now I need a $140 allergy shot for my cat. CAN EVERYTHING STOP COSTING MONEY BC I DON'T HAVE IT.

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how to write creepy stories

over describe things

under describe things

short sentences in rapid succession build tension

single sentence paragraphs build dread

uncanny valley = things that aren't normal almost getting it right

third person limited view

limited expressions

rot, mold, damage, age, static, flickering, espsecially in places it shouldn't be

limited sights for your mc - blindness, darkness, fog

being alone - the more people there are, the less scary it is

intimate knowledge, but only on one side

your reader's imagination will scare them more than anything you could ever write. you don't have to offer a perfectly concrete explanation for everything at the end. in fact, doing so may detract from your story.

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Uni.

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME ♡ bands → FLORENCE + THE MACHINE

“Sometimes I find that music is so much more attractive than love. I don’t know… It’s like some kind of euphoria, that love can’t bring to you.”

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So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

#still the most iconic scene in television #queue of hearts.

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They’re besties your honor

Dear @paintscroll ‘s Sabin costars ❤️❤️

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

#could go for some of that right now #life sucks and i'm tired

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call out post

HELLO??? IS ANYONE THERE????????

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3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere

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hey fellow artists I know that we all want to create huge beautiful peices with dynamic poses all the time but sometimes you just gotta draw a guy just kinda standing there. For your mental health I guess.

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