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Jason: *stares at Dick

Dick: *tries to not notice

Jason: *stares harder, inches closer, trying to get shoulder to shoulder. Eyes narrow

Dick: *sweats

Jason: ... Are you... are you wearing lifts?!

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Mullet kon propaganda feat. a tim and a bart

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Contatct by dukemeowcraft

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So, yeah I was listening to Queen’s Another one bites the dust and… For the story, the back ground is the shopping mall that was around my place.

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Thanks god that thing is finally behind me, I’m free again. Gotham Ken Poster ! I hope it looks cool. The concept sheet for Selina and Harley are coming but I want to do seperated illustration like I did for the others!

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you ever get a comment that makes you want to reread your fic ?? it’s like ‘dang u liked it that much?? lemme go look’

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*batcave*

Red Hood: *pins Nightwing to the wall, kissing him passionately*

Nightwing: Wai-wait, Jay. I heard something.

Red Hood: Ignore it.

Nightwing: No, it’s the batmobile. Bruce’s here.

Red Hood: Fuck him.

Nightwing: I certainly hope you do not.

*woman laughter*

Nightwing: Oh my god I know that voice.

Red Hood: Catwoman.

Nightwing: Quick, hide! *drags Red Hood to hide in the locker*

Tim, already in the locker:

Conner, also in the locker:

Nightwing:

Red Hood:

Red Hood: Okay so why are we hiding again?

Nightwing: He brought Selina home! I don’t want to cockblock him!

Red Hood: So you’d rather hide here and watch?

Tim: It’s a bad choice, I have personal experience.

Red Hood: Why are you guys here anyway?

Tim: Kon’s banned in Gotham for a month but I sneaked him in. When you came here I thought you were Bruce, and then you started making out…

Red Hood: Kinda sloppy for you isn’t it.

Tim: I had everything planned. You two were supposed to be in Haven. Bruce’s supposed to be with the League. Why can’t you just stick with the plan?!

Nightwing: Sorry, Tim. You could have told me that you have a date in the cave, I’d stay away.

Tim: I DON’T WANT TO-fine, never mind.

Tim: Kon, is it possible for you to get us all out without Bruce noticing?

Conner: Uh, I don’t think so. Maybe Bart can, but-

Red Hood: So now what? We really gonna stay here and watch them live?

Batman, opens the locker: You’re not. Get out.

Tim: Hi, B.

Nightwing: Hi, B.

Conner: Hello, Mr. Wayne.

Red Hood: Don’t let us ruin the mood, keep it going.

Catwoman: *laughing so hard her face turns red*

Batman, sighs: We will talk tomorrow. Upstairs, now.

*young heros leaving*

Batman: Conner.

Conner: Yes, Mr. Wayne.

Batman: Two months.

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Ps. Codenames or civilian names depends on whether they’re in their uniform

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And that's a 15 hour project that shouldn't of taken 15 hours. And tomorrow I will work on the project that has a deadline I'm very good at this prioritization thing.

1st WIPs post

2nd WIPs post

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F you dolphins... you ocean frat boys/future-CEOs in training!

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There are not enough fics of Jason just reacting to all the shit that happened while he was dead/in a coma/braindead/gone.

"Dick and Kory broke up???"

"Apparently Miriam Delgado is a name I need to add to my list :)"

"Danny is dead?"

"SUPERMAN DIED HOW THE FUCK DID THIS DOOMSDAY GUY JUST PUNCH SUPERMAN TO DEATH HE'S SUPERMAN."

"Also apparently Superman has a clone now???"

"who the fuck is this bane guy and how did he break B's back."

"What the fuck is the speed force."

"COAST CITY DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE - WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE?"

"Hal Jordan became evil?"

"So Green Arrow also died and came back?"

"There's a Green Arrow 2.0 and he's the first one's kid? Poor guy."

"What the fuck do you mean the sun almost got eaten."

"Iris Allen is alive and time travelled here from the future with her grandson apparently??"

"Blockbuster is smart now?"

"Wait who the fuck is Neron."

"Dick moved to Bludhaven and became a fucking cop?"

"So Dickie finally got adopted."

"Martians almost took over the world?"

"Apparently while I was gone Gotham was targeted by a deadly plague, got hit by a giant earthquake, and basically got kicked out of the US?"

"The entire population had to run so that the flash could siphon the energy to run a fucked up hunger games/olympics crossover race set by a pair intergalctic alien gods so they wouldn't Alderaan earth?"

"YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT BASICALLY EVERY HERO GOT THEIR AGE TEMPORARILY FUCKED UP? I NEED PICS ASAP."

"y'all went to war with a guy trying to literally hollow out the universe? damn."

"One of the Pretender's friends was a ghost that was actually an interdimensional portal to Apokolips?"

"The JLA kicked B out and almost fell apart because they found out he had made contingency plans to take em all out? You're telling me they were actually surprised? Old man's paranoid as fuck of course he has contingency plans."

"B and Supes told the rest the JLA their secret identities? I didn't think they had it in them."

"somehow the entire population got mind wiped and no longer remembers that Wally West is the Flash or that his identity used to be public. hm."

"B got arrested and put on trial for murder? lmao."

"WAIT HE WAS FRAMED BY BATGIRL 3.0'S DAD?"

"Jericho is alive???"

"Raven is also alive and a teenager now???"

"Blockbuster murdere- Catalina Flores? Ah, another name to add to my list, I see."

"Why did Gotham become a war zone- oh it was one of B's contingencies? That tracks. Wait another Robin died? I don't care if she wasn't actually using the name Robin when she died what the fuck B?"

"You were actually on to something working with this Orpheus guy but of course he got murdered too-"

"since when did deathstroke have a daughter and why is she missing an eye too?"

"DONNA DIED AND CAME BACK TOO?"

"The Atom's ex killed the Elongated Man's wife and hired Captain Boomerang to end the Pretender's dad? Damn."

"Look is Hal Jordan alive or not."

"EDDIE IS A SUPERHERO NOW?"

"is Jericho evil or not?"

Like there is so much that happened and so much to freak him out over.

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Gotham rogues by Nathan Greno

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I can’t get vampire Dick out of my head! If there is one who can tame him that’s Slade for sure 😎 🔥

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hi what do you think of [leading question trying to get you to say something i can use against you]?

oh! i think [answer rattled off in about two seconds that doesn't account for every possible counterpoint or life experience every person might have, which will later be interpreted as a statement vaguely referencing some discourse i have never heard of and don't care about]

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Apply this to all music and all bands, music is to be shared, not hoarded

This is so wholesome actually

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Thinking about a universe where Clark and Bruce are just hanging out as civilians and a big evil shows up. What if Clark forgets human limitations and just... points out the nearest phone booth for Bruce to go change into his costume in?

#himbo superman #Bruce is fleshy human #not everyone needs to know that though, Clark!

#batman #superman #batman and superman #Bruce wayne #Clark kent