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i hope everyone here knows when i say "woe ____ be upon ye" im not saying woe because said thing is bad im saying woe to invoke the image of me throwing whatever im talking about at you eminem style

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His legs are so little

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#usa #mid atlantic #fries #chips #biscuits #cookies #soda #candy #cigarettes #beanie #cotton candy

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nah me writing peer reviews is INSANE like im super lax with others but hold myself to impossible standards like:

"this person abandoned me for half the project then continued to complain about how some people slacked off in the previous portion of the project. total hypocrite: 9/10"

"i slightly lost control and got passive-aggressive with the person that abandoned me for half the project causing me to lose sleep finishing non IED homework, spend over 15 hours a week in the lab bring the damn thing back to my dorm getting bruised in the process AND work on it through the weekend in a pathetic attempt to pick up his slack and needed to replace my laptop cause the stupid barely tested project that we WOULD have been able to test had he not gotten me his ONE contribution (that still needed caulking) before friday waterboarded it. i am an irrational mess and this project has given me massive trust issues. congrats ied and alex's stupid play rehearsal schedule, you broke me: 9/10"

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fuck group projects. just fuck em.

#this whole stupid project has been a clusterfuck and i hate it #first they don't respond to or do ANYTHING over spring break (we had a 20 page paper due Wednesday after we got back) #then as we're rushing to get everything done they suddenly need to leave to study for exams so I need to pick up the slack #then we split into smaller teams to build stuff and hooooo boy #and my partner is busy with the play all week so now im spending hours and hours every day picking up his slacj #and im staying up till 5am constantly both for this class and to do all my hw for other classes #then shit hits the fan so im up till 4am desperately trying to fix everything and get it to work my laptop has broken in the process #and he's like “let's meet before class at 8 to troubleshoot” #and im like fine #so i show up and he whose done MAYBE two things for this project starts going on about how committed he is cause he's here at 8am #and im just sitting there like ...shut the fuck up #you showed up ONCE you ain't committed to shit #and now we're trying to get the whole thing together and tested and no one else in my team has fucking bothered to show up #and we need to start a test that takes 48 hours like NOW #so... great #fuck these people #fuck everything #bout to write a timeline of all the things that went wrong and made me cry to shove in my sketchbook #titling it “I want to throw this project off a building: a timeline”

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The fact that Shield Surfing isn't some mod or glitch, it's a built-in mechanic by Nintendo, is so wild to me

They really went "Here is Link. He is a stoic and dutiful Knight of Hyrule, destined by the Master Sword, Hylian Champion, Chosen Protector of the Princess.

Now watch him SHRED!!!"

#even better that in totk you can fuse carts to shields and make link a skateboard #botw

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sitting in a random ass hallway doing hw at 2am and someone is just standing here playing the wii menu theme on a tuba i love college

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

#HAPPY NEIL BANGIN OUT THE TUNES DAY YALL

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He is so disappointed

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a drawing I’m very proud of!!

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#and you should be! #LIGHT NOODLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i love her #totk

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane

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Even the gods themselves smite the Koroks.

#totk #hylias tryna kill off the koroks to prevent link from getting sidetracked #unfortunately she missed the fact that these are immortal beings that find lightning strikes entertaining

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LMAO WHAT??

#truly inspiring tiktok #life-changing even #loz

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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

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I'm crying at the fact that in Mipha's diary she says that Link was outgoing and goofy and fun when he was younger, and then once he went back to the Domain he was stoic and more sheltered and uh, you know mute. And then after the whole Shrine of Resurrection incident he became more like his younger self and started talking to people.

So I'm just left here crying about the idea that someone or something traumatized my boy in the years between meeting Mipha and returning to the Domain and then after he lost his memory he lost the trauma too 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#contrast between pre calamity link and calamity link makes me feel things #like poor boy was under so much pressure to be the Perfect Little Knight that he just shuts down #can't imagine how that would've been for a teenager like you find some random sword in the woods #and all of a sudden everyone expects you to defeat the apocalypse #then after he's resurrected he's still got all the responsibility of saving the world and all #hell it's probably even worse cause they've already lost #but he can be just another traveler with a slightly cooler sword! he can goof of a little now and then! #i just love links little character arc in botw #just observing how much he changed after getting amnesia is interesting to see but really sad #iirc zeldas diary details that he opened up to her and told her about how he feels obligated to be quiet and perfect #because of all the responsibilities he has as the Chosen Hero #botw