I think work should be fun and also less often and should pay more. and I've held this belief for a long time
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can't believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feel like nothing changed at all
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the craziest thing about being alive is that you have to live with other people’s interpretations of you
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when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
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pretty fucked up that cold drinks get hot while hot drinks get cold.. bitch stay at the temperature i put u at
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Papa, there's something I don't understand.
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Peter flopped onto Tony and Pepper’s bed while they packed for a trip, “I’m begging now. Take me with.”
Pepper laughed softly as she put another shirt in her suitcase, “I tried to tell him you would want to come.”
“It’s going to be a bunch of boring meetings, Kid. Why are you begging to come? Did you and May have a fight or—“ Tony frowned and then snapped his fingers, “You think if you come with then you are ungrounded.”
“Pfftt.” Peter rolled his eyes, “No. I just miss Pepper. I never get to see her.”
Pepper paused to ruffle his hair, “That’s my favorite lie.”
“I don’t know why the two of you are so suspicious. Honestly, maybe someone should be asking the two of you questions.” Peter said as he pulled two shirts out of Tony’s bag.
Tony grabbed them, “Stop. Now I’m getting annoyed.”
“So that’s a yes?”
“I’m calling May.” Tony walked out of the room.
“But Mr. Stark—“ Peter trailed after his mentor.
Pepper found her passport to move to her purse, “Friday? You think Peter’s going to convince him?”
“I’ve calculated that the probability is at 98% based on previous situations where the boss says no repeatedly and Peter continues to ask.” Friday confirmed.
“It’s those brown eyes.” Pepper thought out loud.
“Agreed.” Friday confirmed.
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