irwinand

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hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

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honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

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if you check up on me, I truly love you

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You gotta date someone u can have fun at a grocery store with

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if you are a man who had sex with a woman, and she became pregnant, and decided to abort, she does not “owe” you any say in the decision. all you did was bust a 10 second nut and suddenly you get a decisive say in whether or not she goes through 9 months of insanity and a painful expensive labour cause YOU want the kid? fuck off. your role in the creation of that fetus is minimal at best. if you really, genuinely wanted a child with her, you would have PLANNED for the conception of a child with that woman BEFORE y'all fucked. stop giving me that shit about “both of them created it together so they get equal say in the matter!” NO a man ejaculated and THAT’S IT, everything else regarding conception is on the woman’s body, she gets the final say in whether or not she’ll carry to term, NOT you. go adopt one of the 250,000 children in foster care waiting for someone to love them if you want a kid that fucking badly.

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this thread absolutely killed me

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instead of shaming women into shaving and putting on makeup society needs to start bullying more men into……like……at least wearing deodorant 

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I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN TODAY

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when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song

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dorks

#michael clifford #calum hood #5sos

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+

#luke hemmings

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roses pair so well with him

#luke hemmings

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Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

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“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

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"forget about the price tag" 🎶

#calum hood #5sos #chainsmokers #who do you love #price tag #calum

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