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Nanami: Hey can i take your car?

Gojo: To drive?

Nanami, sarcastically: no, to walk.

#jujutsu kaisen #gojo saturo #nanami kento #jjk incorrect quotes

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Gojo: Gentle reminder to not eat too much candies before going to bed.

Yuji: No.

Gojo: This was a gentle yet your words of defiance fill me with an ungodly rage.

#jujutsu kaisen #itadori yuji #gojo saturo #jjk incorrect quotes #bro im back oyeaoyea

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Small Megumi: Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Toji: No sun.

#jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro megumi #fushiguro toji #jjk incorrect quotes

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Megumi: Dogs deserve to live forever.

Yuji: And humans don’t?

Megumi: Absolutely not.

#jujutsu kaisen #itadori yuji #fushiguro megumi #jjk incorrect quotes

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Yuji: My brain is like my internet browser.

Yuji: I got 19 tabs open, 3 of them don’t work and I don’t know where the music is coming from.

#jujutsu kaisen #itadori yuji #jjk incorrect quotes #source: tik tok

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Nobara: *trying glasses*

Mai: I’m sorry but I can’t say you look good.

Nobara: With the glasses on I’d say you look as ugly as me.

#jujutsu kaisen #kugisaki nobara #mai zenin #jjk incorrect quotes

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Yuji:1 -  Sukuna:0 This is probably the silliest thing I have ever drawn, no regrets 🌶️

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Judge: So... you’re charged with breaking into a... pet store?

Yuji: I thought the puppies might be lonely, your honor.

#jujutsu kaisen #itadori yuji #jjk incorrect quotes #source: stray kids tumblr

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Yuji: I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.

Yuji: But they don’t work.

Megumi: ...

Gojo: Nobara put that knife down.

#jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro megumi #itadori yuji #kugisaki nobara #jjk incorrect quotes #gojo saturo

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Changbin: Christmas is cancelled.

Seungmin: You can’t cancel a holiday.

Changbin: Keep it up, Seungmin, and you’ll lose New Year’s.

Seungmin: What does that mean?

Changbin: Hyunjin, take New Year’s away from Seungmin.

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Yuji: Would you rather fight a bunch of preschoolers-

Megumi: I want to fight preschoolers.

Yuji: That’s not the-

Megumi: I don’t care, those kids are getting slapped.

#jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro megumi #itadori yuji #jjk incorrect quotes

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Gojo: Yuji, what do we say when our actions upset someone?

Yuji: Hoes mad.

Gojo: YES!-

Nanami: What?

Gojo: I mean, no!

#jujutsu kaisen #itadori yuji #gojo saturo #nanami kento #jjk incorrect quotes

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Dazai: Do you think I’m ugly?

Chuuya: It’s not about looks, Dazai. What’s valuable is on the inside.

Dazai: Chuuya…

Chuuya: For example, someone’s heart.

Dazai: Aww…stop it…

Chuuya: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.

Dazai: Seriously, stop.

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Yuji: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Nobara: Because they have tiny hands-

Megumi: Because they are all dead.

#jujutsu kaisen #itadori yuji #kugisaki nobara #fushiguro megumi #jjk incorrect quotes

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Maki: Congratulations.

Panda: For what?

Maki: For putting more than 5 alarms and still waking up late.

#jujutsu kaisen #maki zenin #panda jjk #jjk incorrect quotes

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Itadori: *painting*

Mahito: I don’t like the color you’re using.

Itadori: This color doesn’t like you either.

#jujutsu kaisen #itadori yuji #mahito #jjk incorrect quotes

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Yuji: If you don't kiss your dogs on their soft little foreheads, what are you even doing?

Megumi: Yelling at them for trying to eat plastic.