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well, it finally happened.
after more than two decades, roosterteeth is finally kicking the bucket, and RWBY is either gonna be cancelled or mismanaged by warner brothers.
it's been one hell of a ride, folks. if rwby continues, i may very well keep this blog up. if it's cancelled, well.... who knows. might just archive this blog and forget about tumblr, or maybe i'll take up fanfic writing. whatever happens, and whoever sees this, thank you for tagging along and writing with me.
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Reblog if your muse would spend the night in a haunted place for $20
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open vol 3 starter
noire’s head slumps onto the desk, face planted firmly on the piece of paper that they had formerly been writing an essay on. all of that preparation, they thought, all of that preparation, and nothing about a brothers-damned essay. noire lifts their head off the table, resting it in their hands before going back to writing the papers. minutes pass until noire’s thoughts stall again, face once again resuming its previous position upon the desk. the chair opposite them scraping against the ground rouses noire from their respite. a glance upwards, and noire sits up right, scribbling a greeting on a scrap of paper.
' hey there. come to rescue me from this hell? or are you here to join me in it? '
#starters // neo#vol 3 // neo#yeah assume this is neo in noire's disguise#i dont have icons for that one
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enemies to lovers but one is injured + sentence starters
“ can you walk? “
“ i’m all right. “
“ you’re bleeding. “
“ lean on me. ” “ for support? “ “ yeah, why else? “
“ i’ll get you out of here. ”
“ are you crazy? i’m not leaving you! “
“ if you die on me, then what's the issue? you either live, or you die. “
“ just trust me, yeah? “
“ i don't need your help. “ “ are you sure? cause it sure does look like it. “
“ rich coming from the guy who tried to kill me three days ago. “
“ how bad is it? “ “ it’s bad. “
“ you got shot. there's a bullet in you. i can see it. “ “ i can feel it. “
“ stay with me. don’t close your eyes. “
“ i hate you. oh, i hate you so much right now. “
“ just remove the damn thing. “
“ i’m not a doctor. “
“ it didn't pierce your heart did it? “ “ no, clearly not. “ “that's unfortunate. “
“ you trust me, don't you? “
“ jesus fucking christ, you're annoying. “
“ don't touch me! “ “ how am i supposed to bandage you up if i can't touch you? “
“ don't touch me. “ “ then do it yourself you, egit. “
“ right now, you’re all i have. “
“ you’re going to be okay. we’ll both be. “
“ can you hear me? “
“ i'm scared. “
“ i don't wanna die. “ “ you're not gonna die, you here me? “
“ when have i ever put you in danger? actually, don't answer that. “
“ if i do this, do you promise to stop harassing me? “ “ absolutely not. what kinda sick request is that? “
“ i can’t feel my legs. “
“ can you walk? “ “i’m bleeding. “
“ here, take my gun. “ “ are you crazy? i’ve never used one before! “
“ i can’t get up. you’re gonna have to have to carry me. “
“ come on, i’ll bandage you up. “
“ look, i know we’re not exactly friends, but right now, you're all i got. “
“ you shoot. i distract. “
“ where’s the bullet? hey, i can’t find the bullet! “
“ why are you the one freaking out? i’m the one with a knife in my stomach. “
“ are you squeamish? because it looks like you’re gonna throw up. “
“ you've always impressed me. you're stronger than you look. “
“ you look like shit. “ “ thank you. “
“ here, take my hand. “ “ are you clean? “
“ i'm gonna kill you. “ “ for what, saving your ass? “
“ don't touch me. “ “ okay. shall i leave you here to die, then? “
“ stop it, you're hurting me! “ “ i need to get the knife out. “
“ didn't realize you had it in you. “ “ what? “ “ to care for another person. “
“ trust me, if anybody's going to kill you, it's going to be me. “
“ couldn't just let you die. fair fight and all. “
“ don't remove the knife, or you'll bleed to death. “
“ shut up before i kill you myself. “
“ just wait for me here. “ “ it's not like i can go anywhere. “
“ give me your gun. “ “fuck, no. “
“ why the hell did they stab you? “ “...should i have asked for an explanation? “
“ shut up or i'll give you a real reason to cry. “
“ you owe me. “
“ fuck you, i'm not doing this. “
“ what's wrong with you? you almost got me killed! “
“ yeah, well. perhaps i didn't understand just how much until this very moment. “ “ this is all your fault. “ “ don't act like you're not enjoying yourself. “
“ you're going to kill me, aren't you? “
“ why would you do this? why would you help me? “
“ call it a truce. “
“ why the hell did you stab me? “
“ i don't have anywhere else to go. “
“ i'm glad you're okay. “
“ thank you, for saving my life. “
“ i would have died if it wasn't for you. “
“ you can stay for as long as you need. “
“ we can go back to hating each other tomorrow. “
“ if you need anything, you know where to find me. “
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guests at a party … sentence starters
change wording / pronouns as needed
“This is my costume.”
“Do you want to dance?”
“Are you friends with the host?”
“They just brought out the snacks!”
“I forgot the gift at home, I’m sorry.”
“Did you get a glass of champagne?”
“Has anybody seen the birthday boy?”
“This is supposed to be a closed event.”
“You hiding out here from the noise, too?”
“Someone stole all the finger sandwiches…”
“I’m pretty sure someone spiked the punch.”
“Did you try the snacks? They’re pretty good.”
“Why isn’t anyone dancing? What happened?”
“Why do they even make sandwiches this small?”
“Don’t bother with the drinks, they’re all pretty bad.”
“I don’t want to be rude, but this is kind of… boring.”
“I don’t think we’ve met. Were you on the guest list?”
“I’d ask if you want to dance, but I have two left feet.”
“I… wasn’t aware we were expected to bring anything.”
“Don’t say a word… I thought this was a costume party.”
“I feel like the vibe in here really shifted. What did I miss?”
“This is way fancier than I’m used to. I feel underdressed.”
“The music’s way too loud in there, I can’t hear myself think.”
“Hey, would you like to, maybe… meet up, after this is over?”
“I don’t normally come out to parties. This is kinda new for me.”
“It’s getting late… maybe we should think about heading home.”
“A nametag isn’t a full costume. You should’ve put more effort in.”
“Too many people in there… it’s a lot nicer, and quieter, out here.”
“There’s too many balloons, I’m been tripping over them all night.”
“To be honest, I don’t even know anyone here. I just wanted to party.”
“Okay, we might need to keep it down. We just got a noise complaint.”
“Someone’s passed out on the couch, so I think that’s my cue to leave.”
“Yeah, an argument just broke out and it’s really bringing down the mood.”
“You look really nice tonight. I don’t think I’ve seen you dressed up before.”
“This is lovely. Whoever did the decorating really knew what they were doing.”
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text message prompts
[text] You okay?
[text] GO TO BED!
[text] hey you better be alive in there
[text] SOS save me please holy shit
[text] call me this date is going so bad
[text] I have way too much shit to do.
[text] Honestly I'm really worried about you.
[text] Why are you trending on Twitter?
[text] Please let me come over and pet your (pet).
[text] We are in the same building, you could come talk to me.
[text] It's not going to work out.
[text] This is a terrible idea.
[text] people have fetishes
[text] They really do crucify anyone these days huh
[text] I don't know why but that really means me want to stab you
[text] That movie was awful.
[text] For the love of god please help me
[text] I fucked up. I fucked up really bad.
[text] I'm blocking you.
[text] YOU ONE BRAINCELLED BITCH
[text] I regret swiping right.
[text] Everyone lies on their dating profiles.
[text] That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you.
[text] This forced open my third eye and I saw the devil
[text] I'm like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride
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[text] That's just all fucking sorts of fucked up
[text] Why are we here? To suffer? Every other day I get messages that cause pain
[text] In the department of old man fucking, we've got you beat.
[text] have you gotten any work done?
[text] I am beyond shame, try again
[text] You left your left your underwear at my place.
[text] Don't you dare put this on Facebook.
[text] My brother in Christ you're being haunted
[text] I want to wring you like a wet towel and slap you against a wall
[text] The mind is weak but the body is funky
[text] I'm a zombie the law can't stop me.
[text] Jealous of my massive honkers
[text] We left you to die to play minecraft
[text] She would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats
[text] I puked all over the Uber driver's backseat.
[text] I just took a screenshot of that and posted it to Reddit
[text] You said you'd be right back and it's been months.
[text] Can't we talk about this face to face?
[text] Yeah, you'll come learn I just have a thing for milk
[text] Why did you like one of my pics from 2014?
[text] Now's as good a time as any to exchange nudes.
[text] Why would you send me an eggplant emoji?
[text] I write five paragraphs, pouring my heart out, and all you reply with is k?!
[text] Who would dare to lie on the internet?
[text] When I die, please delete all my shit off the internet
[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person
[text] And because I'm god and I've decided that; no, in fact, I'm not done.
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[text] I know you love bloopy reggae jams, now is not the time.
[text] You better not be standing catatonic in your room again.
[text] God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.
[text]: My neighbor just told me he can fix my water heater for 50 bucks. I’m skeptical.
[text]: Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy apples? I paid 10 dollars for 6.
[text]: I mean, I wouldn’t say I have a problem with buying Squishmallows..
[text]: Hey, so you know how you told me no dog? *sends pic* I don’t do well with no’s.
[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.
[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.
[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.
[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.
[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.
[text]: I’m actually in the ER and it’s a long story that involves Best Day Ever from spongebob.
[text]: I fucking hate you–wait you’re not my ex. Who are you?
[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.
[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.
[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!
[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.
[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?
[text]: why do donald duck and winnie the pooh not have to wear pants but other people do?
[text]: Hey you know that show floor is lava? I may have turned the apartment into that..this isn’t a joke, btw. the floor is sticky.
[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it…I smell like Captain America.
[text]: On a scale of one to ten, how many drinks would you need to sleep with me? This isn’t a tiktok trend…or it is.
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Headcanons
Joys
opinions on food
Everything in Between
voice impersonations
neo's scroll & contact list
disguises
neo's fighting style
Traumas
neo's memory of their voice
Grab Bags
Smut
kinks, position, and more
Drabbles
sign languages in the world of remnant
Dash Games
when the world ends, what is your last thought?
what is your heart's true desire?
what color is your love?
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remember that this is always a slow time for the rpc. as we get deeper into the holiday season, remember that people are finishing classes and taking big tests. they're slammed at work or taking on extra jobs to pay the bills. people are stressed about money or family, figuring out flights or trips, dreading the colder weather, struggling to put food on the table. some people are experiencing more dark outside than light, which might mess their schedule up a bit. some deal with seasonal depression during these months.
when your dash is slower and quieter this time of year, and when less people are liking your posts or sending memes, it doesn't mean the community is dying or we're all headed for the end times. i understand that less interactions or less support might be discouraging, especially when some of us are already dealing with the doom and gloom of darker, colder months and the stress of the holiday season... but please don't turn around and scold people for their inactivity or their lack of enthusiasm. don't get fatalistic about the fate of this community and declare it prematurely dead. this period of time always happens every year. now is not the time for unfair expectations. now is the time for kindness, generosity, understanding, encouragement, and love. now is the time for "take your time with replies," and "talk to me if you need anything. i'm here for you."
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“I couldn’t have asked for more developed characters. Definitely worth the follow.”
- Gerianne G.
’ how did i get here? i’ve been stuck here since 2014, where the fuck am i? ’
- Neopolitan
“We’ve seen amazing replies already. Isolement is worth much more than I paid.”
- Ariadne T.
independent, heavily canon divergent neo rp blog | penned by moko
muse info | rules & mun info | personals do NOT interact
#literally me irl // ooc#radio silence // promo#rwby rp#rwby rp promo#rwby promo#rwby rpc#roleplay promo#roleplay
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and here we go! straight from a review of one of the darkest seasons of rwby so far into a 'where are we now?' sorta review. in this, i get to wax poetic about neopolitan until im blue in the mouth, i love it. spoilers under cut, obviously.
first things first, let's cover the improvements to neo's semblance. i figure this is gonna be the easiest thing for me to cover, so this gets the dubious privilege of being first! now, historically i have stated neo's semblance was largely a mix of illusive appearance with a dash of illusion generation and teleportation. for the most part, this remains the same. however, holy fucking shit has it taken a massive leap in power. the illusive appearance stays largely the same, as well as the teleportation, but the illusion generation is where it really accelerated. as far as i can tell, it has evolved to essentially become pure illusion manipulation. while not all of the listed capabilities are there (feign death, anyone?), options such as hallucination solidification, illusionary environment, and illusory combat are all open to neo. they can create entire mansions, disguise airships as a different country's, create clones of beings and people who can actually attack and take damage, mimic voices (and presumably mimic sounds), teleport, disguise themselves as other people, the list goes on. absolutely fucking *terrifying*, thanks crwby.
now to the meat and potatoes of this. i might as well start off by talking about what my neo is feeling going into volume 9. going by my divergency, s8e13 sees neo running security and interference in case cinder shows up during the evacuation, which she does. neo holds their own against cinder with team RWBY, until neo ends up dangling from a ledge with ruby clinging to their heels and cinder knocks neo off of the platform. during this time, neo is having a gigantic flareup of their PTSD from beacon, they're incredibly pissed off because they almost managed to kill cinder and failed for the 2nd time now, and they have their other sworn enemy dangling from their feetsies. in short; they're angry, they're sad, and they're having a panic attack.
now we go episode by episode, starting with s9e1, 'A Place of Particular Concern'. not much here, i think the only different is neo doesn't physically assault ruby on the way down. pretty sure that given the circumstances, neo just hyperventilates, blacks out, and wakes up in the ever after.
next episode with neo in it is s9e3, 'Rude, Red, and Royal'. neo 100% pulps the jabberwalker, no doubt about it. it dies horribly and painfully, and neo spends some time experimenting with their semblance.
s9e5, 'The Parfait Predicament' does not feature neo, but it does feature an attack of neo created jabberwalkers. im kind of iffy on if neo does do this or not in my divergency. i don't feel like neo would purposefully attack at all, at least not this early. if anything, the jabberwalkers may have been failed attempts at creating non-neopolitan illusions under their control, which subconsciously went after ruby because, well, they were created by neo after all.
s9e7, 'The Perils of Paper Houses'. this one includes a second attack by canon neopolitan, but again, i'm not sure if my neo does this. i feel like the scene of ruby being confronted by a jabberwalker, only for it to morph into cinder, penny, salem, and eventually transform into neopolitan does happen, purely because neo is now feeling 'i need to settle this here and now.' and wants to ensure ruby knows that their grudge isnt over yet. i think the rest of the battle doesnt occur though, maybe the singular jabberwalker distracts the team enough for the paper pleasers to Fucking Die, especially if it managed to lure ruby away from the city a bit.
s9e8, 'Tea Amidst Terrible Trouble', anyone else notice that all of these titles use a lot of alliterations? i assume all of crwby acquired an amazing amount of thesauruses to alleviate the... i'm running out of A words. ANYWAYS, this episode is, again, a fucking brick of an episode. this might be a two paragrapher. so, honestly? i think for the most part, this is fairly accurate to even my neo's character, but i think my neo goes about it a much different way. instead of showing pictures of neo's parent (who they despise), and a mansion that is pretty good in condition, i think ruby wanders into a shoddy mansion in severe disrepair, paintings and pictures of neo and roman up on the wall, pictures of them in mistral, kuchinashi, wind path, atlas, vale, vacuo, quiet nights in and somewhat louder nights out, pictures that show them as the two of them were before volume 3.
that is, to say, happy. a pair of platonic life-partners. two people who have been through hell together, done numerous Totally Legal Actions, Why Are You Asking, What Are You, a Cop?, really anything to make ruby realize just who it was she had a direct hand in killing. even though neo knows cinder was the true mastermind behind everything, ruby was the one who knocked them off that airship, which directly lead to roman being devoured. anyways, as ruby wanders through the house, she eventually comes to that table where, in canon, penny, pyrrha, leonardo, clover, ozpin, james are all sitting. in my divergency, however, it is just neo and roman in a dingy, poorly lit, run down room. there's only one question that gets posed to ruby at this point in time by both roman and neo at the same time.
'are you sorry?' "Are you sorry?"
ruby quite obviously responds 'no, go fuck yourself, i didnt kill roman, yadda yadda'. neo sniffs, stands up, and thus begins the 10 minutes of the most uncomfortable scenes in almost any media i've ever watched. from here, it proceeds much as canon. neo absolutely fucking RUINS ruby, ruby drinks the tea, neo gets possessed (even though neo KNOWS cinder is still alive, i think they're just shocked that they even managed to get one over on ruby, given ruby's infinite amount of plot armor), and thus ends the episode. this ended up being three paragraphs, my word.
s9e9, 'A Tale Involving a Tree', this has neo, but its possessed neo, so i dont have a choice in how it goes. neo, again, hates being possessed and losing their bodily autonomy, ESPECIALLY when neocat starts speaking using their body (honestly quite impressive, seeing as i've HC'd neo's vocal cords to be completely severed from a young age.)
s9e10, 'Of Solitude and Self', this one hurts. on one hand, im happy neo gets to absolutely PULP the cat. on the other hand, i genuinely dont see any path past this episode that doesnt result in neo recognizing 'jesus christ, i need therapy' and choosing to ascend. its a painful decision because i really, really, really want to write neo post vol 9, but i also really want to believe that CRWBY is gonna make the right choice and give neo a; a shorter haircut, and b; a weapon that combines hush and roman's cane into a mix of a short range rapier, a shield, and a gun. i think i have to make the hard choice and agree with CRWBY's choice of having neo ascend. there is no other option that makes sense for the character. i do think that, given the fact that neo has managed to build some form of a relationship with the remaining characters, that there's a moment where neo has a few words with team RWBY+J before choosing to yeet themselves to the tree
s9e1-10, 'The One With All The Trauma', final thoughts on where this series leaves neo. well, for one, im not too particularly happy with it. i enjoy writing neo, i like the character, and to have them sidelined YET AGAIN for an undetermined amount of time does not make me particularly happy, but i also recognize that... neo's long overdue for therapy. way, way, WAY long overdue. they need time to heal from everything, and given the way the blacksmith described the portal, i almost feel like neo's gonna reappear during a fight with cinder. however, this also means that CRWBY essentially has a deus ex neopolitan to deploy whenever they want, which can also mean just shipping neo on a bus and forgetting about the character. i guess i can just spend time twiddling my thumbs and doing v2-3 and 6-8 threads?
anyways, thanks for reading. what a ride it's been, huh
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kept you waiting, huh? this post is gonna be very lengthy, so buckle up for this rambling mess. it's essentially an episode by episode 'review' of volume 9? i use 'review' loosely because this ended up becoming more of a 'how does this episode build on the character of neopolitan, and does it do so in a good way?' towards the end, i originally intended to have my thoughts on my canon divergency going forwards, but this ended up being REALLY longwinded. if you just wanna see my ideas, click HERE. if you actually read all of this, i'll uh... i'unno, feel sorry for you? this really is just me thinking out loud, why would you read this?
disclaimer!
there are a lot of people on the internet who assume that their opinions are a; useful, and b; desired, and i've been trying to keep mine to myself recently, buuuut you dont write a character for a better part of a decade without forming some of your own. so, i'd like to preface this whole thing by saying that neopolitan, as much as i love writing them, is not my original work (although it may as well be with how much i've changed), and that ultimately, CRWBY can do whatever the hell they want with the character of neopolitan. but hey, i figure i might as well give an update on what i'll be doing with this character from here on out and make a vague attempt at justifying yet another unexplained absence.
without further ado, here we go
s9e1, 'A Place of Particular Concern' - as sam reich says, the only way to begin is by beginning, so let's begin. immediately, i do love the first person POV , especially when neo comes out of fucking nowhere and DECKS ruby. even in the midst of a ptsd attack and falling to their potential demise, neo does not stop with a grudge. i'll bring this up in my canon divergency spiel later. there's very little about neo in this episode, but i do *love* the art style they picked.
s9e2, 'Altercation at the Auspicious Auction' - another episode with no neo, sadly. i do like how CRWBY kinda sets up this very understandable... not face-heel turn, but sort of a mental break scenario for ruby. like, yeah, she's 100% justified in being angry and withdrawn, everything she's done was for naught, and now they're trapped in this fuckin cartoon fairy tale shit with their friends stuck in vacuo with grimm quickly approaching.
s9e3, 'Rude, Red, and Royal' - my daughter returns! with a *sizeable* semblance power up, too, dear christ. essentially, neo's illusions went from being just fragile glass designed to take one or two hits and shatter to being full on clones. neo can now just fight as if they were in an RTS, especially with later episodes confirming she can create other characters and have them fight as well. very very very excited to talk about this later on. i'm only now realizing this is gonna be more of a review on how vol 9 treated the character of neopolitan as a whole (really, if you've been following me for any sizeable period of time, are you surprised? i will talk until im blue in the mouth about them)
s9e4, 'A Cat Most Curious' - yet another episode with no neo, but it does focus on my then-friend, now-archnemesis, the Curious Cat. this fucker is gonna have some words from me, channeled straight from the character of neopolitan themselves come that little spiel. anyways, i do remember really liking the curious cat when it first showed up! cute lil investigative bugger that i wanted to scratch behind the ears. they also set up a nice chekhov's gun with the guy falling down the well, too. that will also have some words from me, maybe.
s9e5, 'The Parfait Predicament' - an episode with a touch of neo, but not much. however, holy shit this one has a lot of shit happen. they expand on the chekhovs gun, shows that the cat is either lying or keeping info from the team, we get a peek at the Blacksmith (who i suspect is gonna have some key words for neo in vol 10), and fucking JAUNE IS BACK BAYBEEEEE! my word, this has a bunch of stuff, and it all slaps pretty heavily. great episode, imo. now, this does show a lot more about neo's semblance, particularly with how powerful it is now. these illusions took a lot of hits, and were a sizeable threat to the team, and they were *smart*, too. now, that either means neo themself is controlling them, or they have basic logic/reasoning, which is a terrifying idea. again, more on this later.
s9e6, 'Confessions Within Cumulonimbus Clouds' - neo isnt in this one! not much happens for neo because of such, but it does have THIS GAY KISS, which y'know, was probably great for bumbleby shippers. i wouldn't know, as i've never cared for ships that arent baked alaska, silent knight, or weisscream, but there you have it. crwby finally didnt bury gays with THIS GAY KISS. anyways, turns out that the cat is just straight up lying! alyx was a FUCK, lewis was cool, and its implied alyx either killed or betrayed lewis, as well as poisoning jaune. fuck alyx, all my homies hate alyx. also, THIS GAY KISS. poor jaune.
s9e7, 'The Perils of Paper Houses' - hoo boy. this is where everything becomes a whole hell of a lot more interesting. another neopolitan appearance, jaune revealing that he's really, really, *really* broken after spending like 30 years or some shit in the everafter, the beginnings of the team breaking apart shows up, and neo does some really fucked up shit to ruby. let's break it down, then. first off, its obvious jaune has coped horribly with penny dying, seeing as he named the village of suicidal paper pleasers after all of the team rwby+jnpr folks and makes it his goal to save them each day. then jabberwocks appear, and neo decides to fully traumatize ruby by having them look like cinder, penny, and salem. fucking hell, neo. and THEN the paper pleasers die, and THEN the group get into a massive argument, ruby disappears into the forest, and we are left on a scene of a flooded village, a broken, forlorn jaune, weiss and yang just kinda standin there, and blake who tried to make the situation better and failed. jesus christ, this episode did a lot of stuff. moving on!
s9e8, 'Tea Amidst Terrible Trouble' - i feel like i want to say something other than 'hoo boy' to open this one up with, so let's go with uhhhh... gee whiz? sure, that works. gee whiz, this one goes even more batshit, and i dont remember if it stops going batshit here or if it continues doing so, but regardless. when a thumbnail for a video is THIS, you know it's going to be wild. where the fuck do i begin with this? first off, this episode shows just how powerful neo's semblance is now. ruby runs through a forest, finds a gigantic fucking mansion, and inside it becomes almost like a themepark ride and has pictures of neo, their parents, roman, etc. and then, ruby is treated to this. what follows is like 15 minutes of genuinely possibly the most uncomfortable i've ever been watching RWBY, and i'm saying this as someone who has both watched rwby since the beginning AND written neo since they appeared. i cant even describe it, just go watch the episode on crunchyroll or pirate it, it's fucking brutal. and the scariest bit? according to the vol 9 crew commentary, it was supposed to be longer and even more brutal. like, jesus fucking tap dancing christ on a cracker, what more could you do??? ruby literally slashes at ozpin, and neo reacts by transforming the clone into oscar and the rest of the people into team WBY + jaune and qrow, WHAT MORE COULD YOU DO?? oh yeah, and then neo is (very uncomfortably so) possessed by the fucking curious cat, complete with distending jaw and eyes. i have nothing else to say but 'fucking hell.' i am going to pick this episode apart in my canon divergency spiel, there's a lot i'm gonna keep and a lot im gonna yeet. this was released 2 days before my 22nd birthday, btw. not really sure it was a gift or a punishment.
s9e9, 'A Tale Involving a Tree' - this one's gonna be shorter cos im still recovering from watching that last one, and the show barely lets up, BAAARELY lets up. with how long this post is, i'm gonna have to do that canon divergency thing in a separate post and just link it here. i'll just sum this up real quick, because it involves neocat and i despise neocat, as does neo. uhhh, team WBY+J fight against neocat, its revealed neocat cant escape because neo doesnt have anything left after getting revenge against neo, they fight, ruby has a chat with the blacksmith and selects her mothers weapon as their own, yeah. get me out of here, PLEASE
s9e10, 'Of Solitude and Self' - man, i severely underestimated how much this project would hit me. this season really was one of the darker ones, and e8 was the darkest rwby episode fucking ever. anyways, upwards and onwards. the most important thing that happens here is that ruby ascends, picks up her own weapon, and has magically healed all of her trauma! not really, but close enough. what's really fun is NEO IS FREE FROM THE CAT, THANK GOD. neo absolutely DESTROYS the cat with jabberwalker clones, salutes the team, and sails down to the tree and ascends. after, the group all escapes the ever after, and enters vacuo. this is the episode that also completely FUCKS me, because neo is yet again fucking sidelined for an indeterminable period of time.
s9e1-e10, 'The One With All The Trauma' - and that's all the episodes. i really, really underestimated how much of a toll this project would take on me, and it was all centered on the last 4 or so. so much shit happened in this season, and i will say CRWBY did deliver on their promise of it being a more character development centered series. between neo coming face to face with what it means to have their revenge satiated, ruby finally being able to have their mental break and come back stronger from it, THIS GAY KISS, jaune being able to begin moving past penny's death, my word. it's definitely the best season since volume 3, in my humble but unwarranted opinion.
now. this post has gotten QUITE fucking beefy, so i think i'm gonna just leave a link here to the canon divergency thoughts so this doesnt get overly longwinded (as if it hasnt already.) have a LINK
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RP BLOGS, TURN THIS OFF IN YOUR ACCOUNT SETTINGS;
A new update rolled out that allows people to blaze your posts. Now, this is fine on paper. If somebody else wants to blaze a post they found funny on your behalf, that's their choice. However, as RP blogs, we don't want some rando mistaking a rp reply for a fanfic or some weird scenario such as that and blaze your post, causing a lot of unwanted attention. Stay frosty.
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i had the urge to do it to, so here's a post vol 3 neo very upset that someone is taking a photo of them
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🖤~Song Of The Day~🖤
The song of the day is: Black Magic -by- LeKtriQue, Sam Lamar
The challenge is to write something based off of this song, be it the name, the cover, the lyrics, or the tune itself. Let your imagination go wild and see where the music takes you.
Have at it Darlings!
#music // neo#idk if neo would listen to this but i feel like it fits them post vol 3 somehow#midtempo bass is very neo-y
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NATIONAL TREASURE PROMPTS
* assorted dialogue from the 2004 film
what do you see?
i'm gonna steal it.
this is cool. is this how you feel all the time?
what time is it now?
i'm so sorry i dropped you.
once we catch them, what do we do?
and you have no idea where he went?
just tell me what you told my friend.
is this real?
tell me what i need to know.
i made something for you.
what do you think? i'm a hostage.
stop chatting and get in the van.
then we keep looking for it.
you're not supposed to be up here, looking at that.
come on romeo, get out of there.
you know the key to running a convincing bluff? every once in a while you've got to be holding all the cards.
honey, stay as long as you'd like.
i know what i have to do, i'm just trying to think if there's anything else we could do.
you know what? i take it back. you're not liars. you're insane.
people don't talk that way anymore.
i would have done exactly the same to you.
i thought i'd be a good idea to have a duplicate.
you're treasure hunters, aren't you?
so we find a way to make sure the status quo changes in our favor.
who were those men?
you know what you have to do.
don't speak again.
i'm not going.
it's only a matter of minutes before the FBI shows up at my front door.
why don't you just come back down here and we can talk through this together.
will someone please explain to me what these magic numbers are?
are you crying?
look, i will let you hold this if you promise to shut up! please! thank you!
i know the person who has the originals.
do you want something?
i see why you left him.
look, if you wanted to leave me behind, you shouldn't have told me where you were going.
okay, pay attention.
we found bullet casings.
delicious jams and jellies?
it's not a conspiracy theory.
you owe me $35 plus tax.
you know something? you're shouting again.
we missed it.
you know, thomas edison tried and failed nearly 2,000 times to develop the carbonized cotton-thread filament for the incandescent lightbulb.
at least i had your mother, for however brief a time.
this is huge.
this is a waste of time.
i'm just trying to hide from my ex-husband.
beautiful, huh? i have no idea what you said.
you're a genius.
enjoy. go ahead.
everything i told you was the truth.
you are gonna go to prison. you know that right?
how do a bunch of guys with hand tools build all this?
you're not hurt, are you?
did bigfoot take it?
well... this might be possible.
do you have a visual?
yeah, rub it in.
is there a door that doesn't lead to prision?
at least i had you. what you do you have?
if it's any consolation, you had me convinced.
it means if there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsiblity to take action.
what if we go public? plaster the story all over the internet?
are you all right?
you handled that well.
the guests know something happened but they don't know what.
well. that would bother most people.
someone's got to go to prison.
you would do well to be a little more civilized in this instance.
you don't know this?
this isn't a day for "um."
he doesn't remember a thing.
we can't go back there.
it means the treasure is real.
i've never been so happy to be proven wrong.
our evil plan is working.
i'm still not against you.
i'm in a little trouble.
i know something about history that you don't know.
i'd be very excited to learn about it.
still a little on edge from being shot at, but i'll be okay. thanks for asking.
there was no file opened. we didn't find the information credible.
if you're not a steak, you don't belong here.
anyone crazy enough to believe us isn't gonna want to help.
when are we gonna get there? i'm hungry. this car smells weird.
you're all lunatics!
are you trying to steal that?
why does that never happen with me?
it's not like we have our reputations to worry about.
we did the only thing we could do to keep it safe.
hold on one second. let me just take in this moment.
they don't have it.
a toast to high treason.
there's no chance anyone can steal this.
hey, i don't make the prices.
the aliens helped them.
who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?
i'm taking the whole thing.
you know, i really couldn't accept something like that normally... but i really want it.
now could you please stop shouting?
give me that!
i leveled with you one hundred percent.
you're still shouting, and it's really starting to annoy.
we probably deserved that.
no broken bones? a jump like that could kill a man.
it's invisible.
i volunteered.
i don't have that on my computer.
can i marry your brain?
you know, something i've noticed about fishing? it never works out so well for the bait.
we don't actually have it.
they're like early american x-ray specs.
i'm sorry for your suffering.
here's to the men who did what was considered wrong in order to do what they knew was right.
why do you care?
i lost my feed.
i don't know where anyone is anymore. i have nothing!
get out of there! get out of there now!
it was cool. you should try it sometime.
for the record, i like the house.
enjoy your spoils.
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Send “They’re ’s a 10, but..” and fill in the rest to call out my muse!
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got the blog cleaned up, so uh.
for anyone who either wants a new starter or who wants to discuss restarting one of our earlier threads, smash that mf like button
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