iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Tachihara: Where are you going?

Teruko: To get ice cream or commit a felony! I’ll decide on the way there.

#teruko #teruko bsd #teruko bungou stray dogs #teruko okura #tachihara #tachihara michizou #tachihara bsd #tachihara bungou stray dogs #tetcho #jouno #incorrect bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #dazai #incorrect dazai #dazai x reader #chuuya x reader #jouno x reader #hunting dogs #incorrect hunting dogs #incorrect chuuya #incorrect soukoku #incorrect ranpoe #incorrect armed detective agency #incorrect shin soukoku #bungou stray dogs #incorrect quotes #anime incorrect quotes #dazai smut #chuuya smut

[iszfyodor]

Dazai: *Falls through ceiling and lands on his face, breaking a window*

Atsushi, not even turning around: Good morning, Dazai.

Dazai, getting up like nothing happened: Good morning.

#dazai #dazai osamu #dazai bungou stray dogs #dazai bsd #atsushi #atsushi nakajima #atsushi bungou stray dogs #atsushi bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect dazai #incorrect atsushi #incorrect armed detective agency #source: incorrect quotes generator #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Tachihara, tossing trash into a bin: Yeet!

Tetcho: What's a 'yeet'?

Teruko: Oh you just say it whenever you throw something! It's fun!

*later that evening*

Tetcho, throwing food on the ground for some animals, grinning to himself: Yeet.

#tachihara #tachihara michizou #tachihara bungou stray dogs #tachihara bsd #teruko #teruko ookura #teruko bungou stray dogs #teruko bsd #tecchou #tecchou suehiro #suehiro tecchou #tecchou bungou stray dogs #tecchou bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect tachihara #incorrect teruko #incorrect tecchou #incorrect hunting dogs #happy tecchou day <3 #source: blank-incorrect-quotes #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Kunikida, watching the news: Some idiot tried fighting a squid at the aquarium.

Dazai, covered in ink: Well maybe the squid was being a dick.

#kunikida #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikida bungou stray dogs #kunikida bsd #dazai #dazai osamu #dazai bungou stray dogs #dazai bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect kunikida #incorrect dazai #incorrect kunikidazai #incorrect armed detective agency #source: incorrect quotes generator #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Yosano: I fucking hate Mori.

Kouyou: Watch your language, there are children in the house.

Yosano: My bad.

Yosano: I fucking hate,

Yosano: *covers Kyouka's ears*

Yosano: Mori.

#yosano #akiko yosano #yosano bungou stray dogs #yosano bsd #kouyou #kouyou ozaki #kouyo bungou stray dogs #kouyou bsd #kyouka #kyouka izumi #kyouka bungou stray dogs #kyouka bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect yosano #incorrect kouyou #incorrect kyouka #incorrect kousano #incorrect armed detective agency #incorrect port mafia #mori slander <3 #source: incorrect quotes generator #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Nikolai, knocking on Fyodor's door at 3 am sobbing: THE BUZZFEED TEST SAID YOU ONLY LOVE ME 42% IS IT TRUE?!

#nikolai #nikolai gogol #nikolai bungou stray dogs #nikolai bsd #fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #fyodor bungou stray dogs #fyodor bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect nikolai #incorrect fyodor #incorrect fyolai #incorrect decay of angels #source: Stardust948 #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Dazai: You have to apologize to Atsushi.

Akutagawa: Fine.

Akutagawa, to Atsushi: Unfuck you or whatever.

#dazai #dazai osamu #dazai bungou stray dogs #dazai bsd #akutagawa #ryunsuke akutagawa #akutagawa bungou stray dogs #akutagawa bsd #atsushi #atsushi nakajima #atsushi bungou stray dogs #atsushi bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect dazai #incorrect akutagawa #incorrect atsushi #incorrect shin soukoku #source: incorrect quotes generator #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Akutagawa: That’s it, I’m gonna take you out.

Atsushi: Yeah, let’s go for dinner.

Akutagawa: I meant that as a threat.

Atsushi: Great, see you at 8!

#akutagawa #ryunsuke akutagawa #akutagawa bungou stray dogs #akutagawa bsd #atsushi #atsushi nakajima #atsushi bungou stray dogs #atsushi bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect shin soukoku #source: wingsofincorrectquotes #but i changed it up a bit #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Fukuzawa: Did you eat my powdered donuts?

Ranpo, with sugar all over his lap and mouth: No..

Fukuzawa: Then what's that?

Ranpo:

Ranpo: Cocaine.

#fukuzawa #fukuzawa yukichi #fukuzawa bungou stray dogs #fukuzawa bsd #ranpo #ranpo edogawa #ranpo bungou stray dogs #ranpo bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect fukuzawa #incorrect ranpo #incorrect armed detective agency #source: i forgor💀 #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Dazai: What are you eating?

Chuuya: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Dazai: I like you, don't I?

#dazai #dazai osamu #dazai bungou stray dogs #dazai bsd #chuuya #nakahara chuuya #chuuya bungou stray dogs #chuuya bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect soukoku #source: incorrect quotes generator #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Mushitaro, to Ranpo: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Ranpo, motioning to himself and Poe: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

#mushitaro #mushitaro oguri #mushitaro bungou stray dogs #mushitaro bsd #ranpo #ranpo edogawa #ranpo bungou stray dogs #ranpo bsd #poe #edgar allan poe #poe bungou stray dogs #poe bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect mushitaro #incorrect ranpo #incorrect poe #incorrect ranpoe #source: incorrect quotes generator #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Fyodor: The power went out.

Nikolai: I got this!

Nikolai: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Fyodor:

Sigma:

Nikolai: I swallowed a glow stick!

Sigma, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU?!

#fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #fyodor bungou stray dogs #fyodor bsd #nikolai #nikolai gogol #nikolai bungou stray dogs #nikolai bsd #sigma #sigma bungo stray dogs #sigma bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect fyodor #incorrect nikolai #incorrect sigma #incorrect fyolai #incorrect siglai #incorrect fyosig #source: incorrect quotes generator #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Dazai, admiring a sleeping Chuuya: You’re so cute.

Chuuya, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Dazai, lovingly: I know.

#dazai #dazai osamu #dazai bungou stray dogs #dazai bsd #chuuya #nakahara chuuya #chuuya bungou stray dogs #chuuya bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect dazai #incorrect chuuya #incorrect soukoku #source: incorrect quotes generator #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Nikolai: How many times do I have to apologize?

Sigma: ONCE!

Nikolai: No.

#nikolai #nikolai gogol #nikolai bungou stray dogs #nikolai bsd #sigma #sigma bungou stray dogs #sigma bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect nikolai #incorrect sigma #incorrect siglai #incorrect decay of angels #sigma balls <3 #source: incorrect quotes generator #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Tetcho: The stars are pretty tonight.

Jouno, mumbling: You’re the best star.

Tetcho: What?

Jouno: I SAID, "I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR!"

#tecchou #tecchou suehiro #tecchou bungou stray dogs #tecchou bsd #jouno #jouno saigiku #jouno bungou stray dogs #jouno bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect tecchou #incorrect jouno #incorrect suegiku #incorrect hunting dogs #source: incorrect quotes generator #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Kenji: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Dazai: Killed without hesitation.

#kenji #kenji miyazawa #kenji bungou stray dogs #kenji bsd #dazai #dazai osamu #dazai bungou stray dogs #dazai bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect kenji #incorrect dazai #incorrect armed detective agency #source: incorrect quotes generator #iszfyodor

[iszfyodor]

Tachihara: The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?

Higuchi : Yes, but do you know what’s even more beautiful?

Tachihara and Higuchi, in unison: *sighs* Gin Akutagawa.

#tachihara #tachihara michizou #tachihara bungou stray dogs #tachihara bsd #higuchi #higuchi ichiyo #higuchi bungou stray dogs #higuchi bsd #gin #gin akutagawa #gin bungou stray dogs #gin bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect tachihara #incorrect higuchi #incorrect gin #incorrect tachigin #incorrect higugin #incorrect port mafia #source: incorrect quotes generator #iszfyodor