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Have you guys seen the "I don't owe the IRS 40k" Vox cake?
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At least I know that I'm not alone in this, lol. I might start drawing for the hazbin fandom again just because of this guy
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So I might have been spamming my cousin a little (a lot) ever since Vox won that twitter poll...
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So I might have been spamming my cousin a little (a lot) ever since Vox won that twitter poll...
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Why does this picture of my nephew staring at Mickey Mouse while my other nephew is sleeping look like a meme template
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What if Vox had one of his camera spying on Alastor during his little mental breakdown ?
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Guys, I'm cringing myself out of existence because last night I messaged this to my cousin after having a few drinks:
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And afterwards, he called me just to tell me that I sound down horrendous, and every time I tried to argue, he would read one of my messages back to me. I wanted the earth to open up and swallow me whole the entire time
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In celebration of getting the first half of season 3 and spooky month in general, I give you The Chunch™️
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Also, I finally got all of my stitches out and am once again back to be a menace to society (I'm going to slightly move everybody's furniture and make them constantly bump into it)
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Youtube just deleted my comment for saying "balls", meanwhile on tumblr I can say shit like "sloppy toppy jalopy from the booty goblin" and nobody gives a fuck
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Гледајте „Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland are against the kitchen floor“ на YouTube-у
Maybe it's the vodka speaking, but this is the best thing I have ever seen
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So many supernatural incorrect quotes/fics that involve a y/n describe them as short (and I get it), but what if you're around 5'10 or 5'11 (I think I'm somewhere in between in American measurements)? Like I'm a tall bastard dammit
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This post made me want to try jif, so I googled "jif peanut butter europe" and this is what I got:
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"American classic. Soft creamy peanut butter for fucking pleasures"
I'm laughing my ass off
Will Graham’s the type of guy that wouldn’t buy any name brand product except for Jif peanut butter.
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Sometimes I look at Will and Hannibal and think to myself "damn I want what they have", but then I remember that I'm like a feral stray cat that can be around people and look normal but will bite and scratch if someone gets even a millimeter closer than I like. I never even felt a desire for love before and a show about freaking cannibalism makes me want to experience it? This post isn't meant to be "deep" or "edgy"; I'm just kind of rambling because I never share my thoughts and tumblr is the hellsite™, so I can be a little more honest about being a weirdo on here.
To sum it up: the gay cannibal show made me want to feel loved and understood for the first time in my life lol
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What does a cannibal call someone in a really good mood?
A happy meal
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Shitty life pro tip: If you can't look at gory and/or painful scenes where people get hurt/killed in movies and TV shows, just try to imagine yourself as the killer. I know that it sounds strange, but it works! We cringe because we sympathize with the victims, but once you flip that switch it's all fun and games baby
I fist got this idea while watching nbc's Hannibal because duh, and it's been working perfectly. Don't flinch anymore, I feel great! Might become feral tho
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I get people into the Hannibal fandom because I like to make others suffer for my own amusement. It's just one of my personal traits, a little quirk if you will
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Friend: Are you okay?
Me: *re-watching supernatural for like the 12th time while having beer and cigarettes for breakfast after not sleeping for 48 hours straight*: I'm fine lol
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Not to alarm anyone, but my life feels like it's been written by the supernatural writers for the past few years
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