Guys, I'm cringing myself out of existence because last night I messaged this to my cousin after having a few drinks:
And afterwards, he called me just to tell me that I sound down horrendous, and every time I tried to argue, he would read one of my messages back to me. I wanted the earth to open up and swallow me whole the entire time
In celebration of getting the first half of season 3 and spooky month in general, I give you The Chunch™️
Also, I finally got all of my stitches out and am once again back to be a menace to society (I'm going to slightly move everybody's furniture and make them constantly bump into it)
Youtube just deleted my comment for saying "balls", meanwhile on tumblr I can say shit like "sloppy toppy jalopy from the booty goblin" and nobody gives a fuck
So many supernatural incorrect quotes/fics that involve a y/n describe them as short (and I get it), but what if you're around 5'10 or 5'11 (I think I'm somewhere in between in American measurements)? Like I'm a tall bastard dammit
Sometimes I look at Will and Hannibal and think to myself "damn I want what they have", but then I remember that I'm like a feral stray cat that can be around people and look normal but will bite and scratch if someone gets even a millimeter closer than I like. I never even felt a desire for love before and a show about freaking cannibalism makes me want to experience it? This post isn't meant to be "deep" or "edgy"; I'm just kind of rambling because I never share my thoughts and tumblr is the hellsite™, so I can be a little more honest about being a weirdo on here.
To sum it up: the gay cannibal show made me want to feel loved and understood for the first time in my life lol
Shitty life pro tip: If you can't look at gory and/or painful scenes where people get hurt/killed in movies and TV shows, just try to imagine yourself as the killer. I know that it sounds strange, but it works! We cringe because we sympathize with the victims, but once you flip that switch it's all fun and games baby
I fist got this idea while watching nbc's Hannibal because duh, and it's been working perfectly. Don't flinch anymore, I feel great! Might become feral tho
I get people into the Hannibal fandom because I like to make others suffer for my own amusement. It's just one of my personal traits, a little quirk if you will
Me: *re-watching supernatural for like the 12th time while having beer and cigarettes for breakfast after not sleeping for 48 hours straight*: I'm fine lol