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Hermione: Fuck you, Malfoy!

Draco: Fuck me yourself, Granger!

Hermione:

Draco: No, I mean—

Hermione: *sigh* Okay.

Draco: Wait, what...?

Hermione, already taking off clothes: Yeah, why not?

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so what do i do now? develop a personality? disgusting.

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James: And now for the Gay Update with Sirius Black.

Sirius: Getting gayer.

James: Thank you, Sirius.

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Draco: Some people are like slinkies.

Hermione: What?

Draco: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Hermione: oh

Hermione: Please don’t push Ron down the stairs.

Draco: You can’t stop me.

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Draco: *picks up a call from an unknown number*

Draco: Hello.

Murderer: I can see you.

Draco: ...

Murderer: ...

Draco: Do I look good?

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Draco, jumping out of a closet: BOO!

Hermione:

Draco:

Hermione:

Draco: :(

Hermione: Ahh! you scared me!

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Harry: We can’t kill him.

Sirius, about to stab Pettigrew: Not with that attitude, we can’t!

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Draco: You know, I’m so jealous.

Harry: What, why?

Draco: Your boyfriend is way hotter than mine.

Harry: But we’re dating-

Harry:

Harry: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

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Hermione: Don't let anyone ruin your day!

Ron: Yeah, you gotta take matters into your own hands! Ruin your own day!

Hermione: What? No!

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Harry: Morning, Ginny. What are you drinking?

Ginny: Water.

Harry: Really? It doesn't smell like water.

Ginny: It's...imported water.

Harry: Uh-huh. Imported from where?

Ginny: ...Russia.

Harry: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning??

Ginny: It's nine-thirty.

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Draco: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

Draco: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

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Harry: You have to learn to love yourself.

Hermione: Don’t you hate yourself?

Harry: Yes, but this is about you, stay focused.

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[its-hp-bitch]

Harry: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started

His brain: you cannot

Harry: why

His brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile

Harry: i don't see how-

His brain: cannot.

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Sirius: Ugh. There’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

Sirius: *glares at Remus*

Remus: Well SORRY I have MORALS-

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Hermione: Draco, you think every round fruit is an apple.

Draco: No, I don't.

Hermione: [holding up cherries] What are these?

Draco: Tiny apples.

Hermione: [points to pumpkins] And what are those?

Draco: Halloween apples.

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Lily: This year for Halloween, I got the bats that are smiling. It's more realistic.

James: Why is it more realistic?

Lily: Cause they're happy! It's their favourite holiday; they love it!

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James: Halloween’s over. You know what we get to look forward to now!

Lily: Christmas!!

James: Next year’s Halloween. It’s less than a year away, you guys. I’m not giving it up. Let’s do this.

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