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it’s almost halloween…… vampires…… my window will be open………..

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Favorite Twilight & Eclipse Commentary Moments

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mini twilight headcanon: jacob almost slips up about edward being a vamp in front of charlie (cause he called him a blood sucker) and had to figure out a way to recover.

Charlie: what do you mean by 'blood sucker'?

Jacob: you know...cause he's a...a Republican.

#1000% they’re republican it’s not even a coverup

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Bella, where the fuck have you been you crazy bitch?

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speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

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i'm the normalest guy on the planet btw. #normalboy #normalcore #boynormal #normalguythings

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I find it hard to believe that billy wouldn’t know that jake was fixing up the bikes he’s too perceptive I think he knew and just didn’t say anything bc he didn’t see any harm in it

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I love that in the time since Twilight was big we've learned that Kristen Stewart is actually a fantastic actress and super cool human being and all the hate against her was unwarranted and rooted in misogyny while also discovering Robert Pattinson is yes a good actor but also one of the weirdest people alive

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one of my favorite things about twilight is how in midnight sun edward is telling emmett about bella when they first meet and how she just smells so delicious and alluring and he can’t control himself etc

and emmett’s like oh man that happened to me once. i remember, she was out hanging her laundry and she just smelled so great… so i killed her and drank her blood for sustenance. well, good luck with all this

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This is it. Peter Facinelli really pushed the cringe bar to higher levels. Nothing beats a man promoting his war film while “condemning” an actual war conflict. Peter, at least don’t take a selfie over fake trenches. Wow Profiting on war at its finest 💀💀💀

#yeah Russia please stop :( #tone deaf

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yeah dude. 10000% i do

RIP the golden onion you just know it ended up in Charlie’s lasagna not 4 hours later

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wow. you must not be like other girls

The specific bella detail that blows my mind

Like just absolute smeyer really went there with the I’m-not-like-other-girls complex, the I’m-so-unique build, the I-wasnt-born-to-be-human prophecy, the completely unrelatable even biologically

I know what you’re thinking

Is it that she can smell blood from a distance?

No

Is it that she has some type of naturally occurring brain shield even as a human?

No

Is it that she experiences these super vivid and realistic dreams, many of them highly clairvoyant and psychic?

No

It’s that her period has never been late. Or early. Not once. Throughout THE ENTIRETY of her pre-teen, teen, just-barely-turned-adult life

Her female biology and hormones and reproductive system are more precise than atomic clocks

I don’t-

I don’t even know

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RIP the golden onion you just know it ended up in Charlie’s lasagna not 4 hours later

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The specific bella detail that blows my mind

Like just absolute smeyer really went there with the I’m-not-like-other-girls complex, the I’m-so-unique build, the I-wasnt-born-to-be-human prophecy, the completely unrelatable even biologically

I know what you’re thinking

Is it that she can smell blood from a distance?

No

Is it that she has some type of naturally occurring brain shield even as a human?

No

Is it that she experiences these super vivid and realistic dreams, many of them highly clairvoyant and psychic?

No

It’s that her period has never been late. Or early. Not once. Throughout THE ENTIRETY of her pre-teen, teen, just-barely-turned-adult life

Her female biology and hormones and reproductive system are more precise than atomic clocks

I don’t-

I don’t even know