27, insta: @alasiamaya. I laugh at my own jokes.. it is what it is.
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Hope life's been treating you kindly and that you passed your test/exam! Also, any chance you've got some selfies to bless us with? 🥺😳😳😅🙈😅
Honestly things have not been great, but I will try to post selfies soon! Hope you've been doing well and thank you for checking up on me 💚
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Imagine making a small talk with your barista and they slide their social battery badge down a level
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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
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Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going
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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
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If we don’t microdose delusion we won’t make it through this reality babe….
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get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit
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it’s time to look at some photos of pikas carrying plants and flowers in their mouths
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Maybe my prettiest dress atm
#me#selfie#my face#miami#south florida#gwlg#biracial#mixed girls#curly hair#bisexual#long time no post#no one asked for these but im posting them anyway lol#i got a new dress and it's pretty#about to get 2 weeks off from school and im pretty excited about it#i could use a break#my brain is acting up again lol
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