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itsbrittanybiitch · 23 hours
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New chapter alert! Hope y'all like this one, bc it took a while to put together. Also, you might wanna buckle up for this ride. It's about to get bumpy.....👀
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CUSTOM ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNK/CHIPETTES SHOES
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Handpainted by YOURS TRULY
(✨My Commissions are Open✨)
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sum pics of the process ^
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itsbrittanybiitch · 16 days
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Hi
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itsbrittanybiitch · 1 month
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Incorrect AATC Quotes 27
What's good, y'all?
Brittany: You're not my friend anymore. Alvin: I was your friend?
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Theodore: I feel like Alvin is looking down on me. Simon: That’s because he's on the counter and you’re short.
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Jeanette: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.
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Brittany: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking. Alvin: Huh? Brittany: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out- Alvin: I love you. Brittany: Alvin: Alvin: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup. Brittany: I KNEW IT!!
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Simon: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.
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Alvin: Britt, I sense hostility. Brittany: Good, because I hate you.
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Jeanette: Do you have a second to talk about the environment? Cheesy: Do you have a second to eat my farts?
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Simon: Is that a gun?! Alvin: It's not what it looks like! Simon: It looks like a gun! Alvin: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore. Simon: ...ANYMORE?!
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Brittany: Alvin, I have a couple of words to say to you. Eleanor: Please let those two words be “I’m sorry.” Jeanette: I’m ready with the bleep button if not.
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Theodore: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal! Eleanor: Can a butterfly be nonbinary? Theodore: I mean, maybe? I don't judge. Jeanette, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then- Brittany: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back. Simon: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah... Alvin: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a- Jeanette: No, nononono. You meaners have already shattered my dream, you don't get the privilege to make that reference :( Eleanor: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference? Theodore: You clearly have not lived with him long enough.
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itsbrittanybiitch · 1 month
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Look at me posting a new chapter! Sapphire and I worked hard to get this out for you guyssssss....I am particularly excited for this one bc it has some good ass scenes in it hehehehe
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itsbrittanybiitch · 2 months
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remember to pay attention to me btw. remember to pay attention and to be in love with me. btw. right now
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itsbrittanybiitch · 2 months
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It's here! Sorry for the delay, due to timezones and schedules, it is becoming more difficult for us to get these chapters done. Don't worry though, this is a long one! You will NOT be disappointed :).
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itsbrittanybiitch · 2 months
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i want to put him in a jar and shake it. violently.
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itsbrittanybiitch · 2 months
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I did it again..........started another fic because I could lol. This one is a heavy angst fic and involves r*pe and sexual assault, so if you are someone who is sensitive to that, this might not be the fic for you. Other than that, feel free to read! I haven't written a true angst fic yet, so I'm curious to see how it goes.
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itsbrittanybiitch · 3 months
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Check ouyt me and my brothers dance!
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itsbrittanybiitch · 3 months
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I am so exhausted, but it is done. Heeheehee
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itsbrittanybiitch · 3 months
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Incorrect AATC Quotes 26
Have done this in a while. Let's gooooo
Alvin: I have a plan. Theodore: Good!
Simon: As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it. Alvin: … Theodore: …
Simon: ... Alvin: I no longer have a plan.
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Jeanette: Do you feel any better? Simon: I feel much better now that you're here with me. *Alvin walks in* Simon: I feel half better.
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Alvin: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows. Simon: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Brittany: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
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Alvin: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
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Alvin: Come on, Britt! How any times do I have to apologize? Brittany: Once! Alvin: ...No.
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Theodore: Screw lactose intolerance! I will consume as much dairy as I want! Theodore 2 hours later, crying on the floor: WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?!
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Simon: You use humor to deflect your trauma. Alvin: Awww, thanks- Simon: That’s not a good thing. Alvin: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
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Alvin: Hey, how did my phone break? Eleanor: You were drunk yesterday. Alvin: And? Theodore: You threw it. Alvin: Why? Simon: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” Alvin: And why didn’t you stop me?! Brittany: We were busy laughing our asses off.
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Simon: Time for plan G. Eleanor: Don’t you mean plan B? Simon: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Theodore: What about plan D? Simon: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Jeanette: What about plan E? Simon: I’m hoping not to use it. Alvin dies in plan E. Brittany: I like plan E.
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itsbrittanybiitch · 3 months
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HI WHY DIDN'T I GET PINGED FOR THIS AHHHHH
me and @itsbrittanybiitch are literally telepathic or something bc i was gonna make a post saying "wow, can't believe it's been 8 days since brittany fell in love with alvin" (real) (totally not in a fic i really like) and then queen decides to post an aatc x mean girls fic. like come on.
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itsbrittanybiitch · 3 months
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Alvin: *exists* Brittany:
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when brittany loses her mind over alvin >>>>>>>>>>
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itsbrittanybiitch · 3 months
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It's here.......👀
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itsbrittanybiitch · 3 months
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your vibes are atrocious and your mannerisms insulting. let me know when you're free so we can catch a movie sometime
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itsbrittanybiitch · 3 months
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New fic just dropped! If you like Mean Girls or musical theater, you'll like this one! Basically the 6 participate in their high school's production of Mean Girls the musical! Read it if you want, it's not much right now but I'm excited to explore with the next chapters!
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