itsfuckingivan

itsfuckingivan

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itsfuckingivan·an hour agoText

thisblogwasamistake:

Fans: you’re gonna mess up The Batman

tsunemoris:

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I’ll do it on purpose

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itsfuckingivan·2 days agoText

music-movies-mayhem:

2012: Sarah Paulson plays the lead in a show where her character lies her way into an asylum to see a recently captured psychopathic killer…oh she’s also gay

2020: Sarah Paulson plays the lead in a show where her character lies her way into an asylum to see a recently captured psychopathic killer…oh she’s also gay

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itsfuckingivan·2 days agoPhoto

kylos:

Sarah Paulson’s outfits in Ratched (2020—)

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itsfuckingivan·3 days agoPhoto

gaystannis:

three people said they wanted a greyjoy meme compilation and i can’t say no to that 

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itsfuckingivan·5 days agoText

awkwardbutinwardlyverysassy:

badley:

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’
- ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’
- alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again
- ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’
- weird slang terms
- ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’
- vague embarrassment regarding ur accent
- ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’
- ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’
- no real hugs :((
- suffering
- fahrenheit vs celsius
- the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

- ‘what food are u having?’ ‘oh _’ ‘i LOVE it’ ‘then come over;)’ ‘on my way!!’

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itsfuckingivan·7 days agoText

shejustwantssomuch:

He proves the first post is on point. Do not take no for an answer for what you want. It doesn’t matter if it’s materialistic or not.

You want his time. Tell him to run it.

You want money. Tell him to run it.

You want more affection/attention. Tell him to run it.

You want gifts. You want romantic dates. Baecations. Tell him to run it.

jehovahhthickness:

The internet never misses

Anytime, anywhere. Don’t be humble for these men. I’m telling you bc I learned the hard way.

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