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I hate in eclipse when bella is like “they never hurt anybody!” when talking about the cullens to jake like girl jasper tried to eat you and edward shoved you into a wall

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TWILIGHT FANDOM LISTEN!

We have the opportunity to have TWILIGHT LEGO HOUSE!!

Look at this thing!!! It’s stunning. The designer did amazing work!!! It needs 10k votes before LEGO will review it, it’s at 6,000 already!

All you have to do is make an account and support it it here. Let’s get LEGO to give us the twilight house!!!!

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This is the skin of a killer bella

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edward every four pages or so: i want to kill bella swan i want to drink her blood i want to kill her i want to kill her and eat her

emmett, just happy to be here: lmao yes bitch do it!! live your truth

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SMEYER: Well let’s just have Jacob imprint on Bella’s baby that way we can wrap up his love life and he stays in the story.

Everyone else:

#twilight #rotisserie #resume #bella swan #edward cullen #jasper hale #esme cullen #jacob black #carlisle cullen #twilight shitposts #rosalie hale #emmett cullen #twilight memes #twilightfandom #charlie swan

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Love that for him

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So no one was gonna tell me about this?!

BOOBOO STEWART + glasses

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Bella: I have feelings for you.

Edward: I have feelings for you.

Narrator: The feeling was “friendship,” but neither had ever experienced it.

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everyone in the cullen household writes in perfect cursive excpet for emmett

he writes in comic sans

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*wakes up* oh fuck i need to protect women *runs out into heavy traffic*

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My friends gave me a twilight themed birthday! We all dressed up (I was pregnant Bella) as characters.

We also got blood bags to drink out of lol

#twilight #bella swan #pregnant #the cullens #edward cullen #charlie swan #jacob black #the wolf pack #movies #twilight party #birthday

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Alright here it is Part 2 of Making My Guy Friends Watch Twilight: NEW MOON

* “gotta get pumped up to watch TWILIGHT!!!”

* “You don’t want to see a 109 year old virgin lose hit virginity”

* “Is that a cult?”

* “Uh oh she’s old”

* “I don’t think she’ll look that. They could’ve done better casting”

* “He said I smell menopause”

* “He parks like an asshole! Took up three spot!”

* “BeLlA”

* “The hair got worse”

* “I don’t like anything about his face...looks very punchable”

* “He is shamelessly flirting”

* “They should remake this with Bill Murray”

* “The set must of been dry the blinking in this movie”

* “Wait! That meme is from this movie?”

* “He’s immortal what are the chances of him dying?”

* “Who celebrates birthdays this way?”

* “STUPID!”

* “How do you get a paper cut from a ribbon?!”

* “Well now you fucked up”

* “What he just stood there looking at her”

* “The sexual tension”

* “Does this count as her being attracted to her boyfriend’s father?”

* “Ah yes the smell of burning blood”

* “Well that was a change of pace”

* “Dramatic”

* “If its not too much to ask....fuck off” *at Edward breaking up with bella*

* “Take my soul please daddy”

* “Gimme thy vampire cream”

* “Well I’m down here might well stay”

* “If she was smart she’d make shelter”

* “Why is he shirtless? Are they not questioning that?”

* “Those are the best months”

* “He’s trying to sleep”

* “Are you Team Jacob?” “I don’t even know what that means”

* “Well who’s Jacob?”

* “Friendzone already”

* “Age is just a number? No❤️”

* “He doesn’t look very buff?”

* “I’ll have sex with you right in this shop”

* “So rebound?”

* “She probably has PTSD.” “I would too if I dated Edward”

* *bella screams* “please take it down a notch”

* “Can we have more zip line running please?”

* “Don’t drop your bike!”

* “He had to take it all the way off to dap her forehead? Bullshit” “And it did nothing”

* “Why are they all simping?”

* “What is your problem?”

* “I feel like he should have more hair for a werewolf”

* “Why’d they make the black man look ashy?”

* “There’s absolutely no reason for him to no be wearing a shirt”

* “Cue Disney channels clapping”

* “At least Edward has shirts”

* “Wolfs out of the bag? Really?”

* “Plot twist they do bite”

* “That’s a muffin?!” “I want a muffin that big!” “Do you think they are blueberry?”

* “The guy you want to fuck is literally a vampire!”

* “That’s her only trait...dating murderous monsters”

* “I love that even in her hallucinations Edward is taking up 3 parking spots”

* “This song takes all tension out”

* “These movies are oddly soothing”

* “She jumped off to feel alive”

* “Oh look he’s shirtless again. Where’d he get pants from?”

* *Jacob shuts her door* “RAPE”

* “This girl needs to get a rape whistle” “A rape siren”

* “Not your truck asshole! Don’t slam her door”

* “What is that running form?”

* “Edward has saggy nipples”

* *sees Jane* “a child!”

* “Coraline....no”

* “It’s refreshing to see Edward get his shit kicked in”

* “RUN HIS ASS OVER! No shirt and denim shorts get the fuck out”

* “She would be a nightmare to be around for COVID. Stand so fucking close to everyone”

* “That’s the end of the movie?! That’s a horrible ending”

They would like to finish the Twilight Saga haha

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So I convinced my guy friends to watch Twilight and here’s some things they said while watching it.

Things My Guy Friends Said While Watching Twilight for the 1st Time:

* “It doesn’t take that much to pull a boat in”

* “is he a rapist”

* “We get it you’re edgy”

* “Haha yes human with your human jokes”

* “He’s a total pedo”

* “He really thought sparkles will scare her?”

* “I bet the vegetarians were mad”

* “She definitely looked those up in the dictionary”

* “You hate him now you love him?!”

* “Are girls into lullaby?”

* “Kitty, monkey man wtf is this??”

* “This dude (James) has brain damage”

* “Doesn’t come across as creepy to me just come across as brain damage.”

* “Who the fuck is this guy (James)? He looks like a game stop employee”

* “This movie is rated E for everyone”

* “Why is there always a shirtless guy?”

* “They are cats”

* “Damn be nice to Charlie”

* “What is the camera angle?”

* “What a bitch”

* “Daddy Bella”

* “Papa Bella”

* “Can you stop reading everyone’s mind?”

* “How are you going to explain it Bella how?”

* “Why run they could’ve use zip lines?”

* “The goddamn gasp in this movie”

* So you got to play vampire baseball and now life is peachy. Doesn’t matter if you die.

* “Edward with the RKO out of no where”

* “This whole movie is very rapey”

* “I’m slowly starting to understand how this inspired the movie 50 Shades of Grey”

* “I sure hopes my preferred rapist wins”

* “It’s even sexual between James and Edward”

* “Is this the lion king?”

* “Why stop Edward from finishing him?! You killed him anyway?!”

* “Why can’t the DOCTOR do it??”

* “Okay that enough blood...okay...GOD DAMN”

* “Two flights of stairs and a window. Gonna be hard to top that.”

* “It’s a new record”

* “STOP BLINKING”

* “Why did he come out of the woods dressed like that?”

* “Now I’m a fat house cat”

* “Typical high school relationship”

* “He looks like he’s in pain when he kisses her”

* “This movie man”

Now they want to watch New Moon!

#twilight #twilight movies #edward cullen #bella swan #charlie swan #jacob black #rosalie twilight #movies #jasper hale #esme cullen #rosalie hale #twilight shitposts #jasper whitlock #carlisle cullen #twilightfandom #twilight memes #rosalie cullen #twilight renessaince #twilight quotes

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Renewed texting Carlisle....

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