you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
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👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾
Pass along and use the shit out of them
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Happy Birthday Simon!
Everybody say happy birthday to Simon Lewis!
Our lovely nerd turns 29 today, he’s born on the 17th of October of 1990 in New York.
He’s been portrayed by Robert Sheehan in the movie adaptation of City of Bones...
...and then by Alberto Rosende in the tv series.
what do you need to know about him?
his Shadowhunter last name is Lovelace, he decided to adopt George’s one after his death during their Ascension
he comes from a Jewish family
he really loves comics, books and RPGs, like D&D
he had a band, whose horrible name changed frequently, with his mundane friends Erik, Kirk and Matt
he’s very good at archery, in fact he practiced it when he was a kid
he’s Clary Fairchild’s best friend since childhood, they even went to the same schools. later on they became Parabatai
he’s Isabelle Lightwood’s fiancée
he went from mundane to Vampire/Daylighter and it was pretty hard for him adjusting to his new nature: he loved animals and is own cat Yossarian hissed when he saw him, he was a faithful Jewish and he couldn’t say “God” anymore, he loved his family and his mother rejected him while his sister was trying to figure out what was going on
he couldn’t recall his memories about Clary and the Shadow World for around two years, due to Asmodeus who demanded someone’s immortality back in Edom. after Ascending he could recall everything
when he was a Daylighter he had the Mark of Cain, done by Clary, in order to keep him safe
he was the one who bit Maureen Brown
he confronted Raziel in order to obtain Glorious, giving him the Mark of Cain in exchange. the Angel also stated that he had Maccabeus’ blood in him, which brought him bravery
one of his nicknames is “Lord Montgomery”, given by Isabelle, which is used during specific moments
after Ascending he became one of the first Recruiters, whose job is to find Sighted mundanes
he couldn’t keep in touch with his family after becoming a Shadowhunter, so he invented a way to chat with his sister: they use SMSs to talk and write a fantasy novel at the same time
he possesses different gifts from different dead friends: Jordan’s Praetor Lupus pendant and Raphael’s coin
credits to @cassandrajp and to the owners of the gifs
(@cassandraclare 🌹)
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“Self care is drinking 4 monsters and having a therapy session with god on your bathroom floor at 4am.”
-mollymauk
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Happy Birthday Alec Lightwood!
Everybody say happy birthday to Alec Lightwood!
Our beloved archer-boy turns 30 today, he’s born on the 12th of September of 1989 in Idris.
He has been portrayed by Kevin Zegers in the movie adaptation of City of Bones...
...and then by Matthew Daddario in the tv series.
What do you need to know about him?
his wardrobe is mainly formed by jumpers, ruined jumpers
he initially hated Clary Fairchild, but they eventually became good friends
he’s Jace Herondale’s parabatai
he’s married to the warlock Magnus Bane
he has two sons: Maxwell Lightwood-Bane (a warlock) and Rafael Lightwood-Bane (a Shadowhunter)
he struggled in admitting his sexuality, so much so that he repressed his crush for Jace
he doesn’t like being in the spotlight, he prefers to protect and encourage his loved ones. that’s why he fights far from his siblings most of the times
his appearance is inherited from a distant relative, Cecily Herondale, who married a Lightworm Lightwood
he was the first one to test Clary’s fearless rune, resulting in him almost coming out to his parents, which was one of his greatest issues
he is, along with Magnus, the head of the Downworlder-Shadowhunter Alliance
he was the former Consul, but after the split of the Clave he became the Consul of the Clave-In-Exile
he was given a special notebook, the one who contained stories from Magnus’ past
he once threw a birthday party for Magnus, whose guests were people and cats
his middle name is Gideon, like his ancestor Gideon Lightwood
he likes his coffee black with sugar
he is inexplicably afraid of umbrellas
his eye color matches the color of Magnus’ magic
credits to @cassandrajp and to the owners of the gifs
(@cassandraclare 🌹)
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Gay irl
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a very sexy thing:
when the subtitles tells you the name of the song that’s playing
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HEY TUMBLR WHAT’S WITH THIS HMMM
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Don't call me out like that
meirl
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There are a couple of things about current shipping culture that confuse me.
1. The focus on whether or not a pairing will become canon as a reason people should ship something or not. Do you not understand what the “transformative” part of “transformative works” means?”
2. This idea that saying “I ship that” means “I think that, as presented in canon,this is a perfect, healthy relationship that everyone should model their relationship after.”
Sometimes shipping something does mean that. Sometimes shipping something means “Person A is a trash bag who doesn’t deserve person B but I would love to explore how Person A might grow to deserve Person B.” Sometimes it means “I want these characters to live together forever in a conflict free domestic AU.” Sometimes it means “I want Person A to forever pine after Person B. Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts.” And sometimes it just means you like their faces and want to see Person A and Person B bone in various configurations and universes.
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Jace: I am a man of mystery and-
Alec: dumbness
Clary: impulse
Isabelle: stupid ideas
Jace: man I love my family
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Name: L.J. Birch
Series: Distressed Monster
I kinda want to write this now.... there's a monster energy next to me and my shirt is black but distressed with bleach so, I think I did it right?
Also tagging anybody who wants to try but especially @d27dyer
Not gonna specifically tag anyone…but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.
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