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Bruce: I’m ambidextrous.  

Thor: That’s what’s up, bro. Love who you love.

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Alternative Response to ‘I Love You’

Who Doesn’t: Tony

I Know: Nat

Thanks: Thor

A horrible decision, really: Steve

Why: Bucky

*Laughs Nervously*: Bruce

*Laughs Hysterically*: Clint

YEET: Peter

I’m Sorry: Rhodey

*finger guns*: Scott

If only there was someone out there who loved you: Loki

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Things That Are Overlooked In Marvel.

Bruce's suicide attempts.

Natasha calling herself a monster because she can't have children.

Tony having anxiety.

Loki letting go on purpose.

Rocket being abused before GOTG.

Thor has depression and regular panic attacks.

Nebula just wanting a sister but being treated horribly.

Peter Parker was sexually abused by an older boy as a kid.

Wanda's breakdown when she literally felt pietro die.

How Odin was always horrible to Loki.

Peter Parker thinking he's nothing.

It took Hydra, two decades to brainwash bucky completely.

Bucky sleeps on the floor because of ptsd, sam and steve both likely did the same thing.

Tony was abused by Howard.

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Every friend group should include 

a bimbo,

a mean bisexual,

an even meaner lesbian,

she/theys

and he/theys,

a token straight that’s on thin ice,

an astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized,

and a short king.

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“every found family dynamic has…” original 6 avengers edition

(insp.)

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Bruce definitely braids Thor's hair. He gets really good at it. He looks up tutorials on cool complex braids on youtube to try out. Thor loves it. Their snapchat story is filled with pictures of Thor's hair.

omg thank you nonnie this is so friggen cute i love this!!! i bet thor would show off his hair to everyone and say how his beloved did it for him. thor does have some very luscious locks 

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Marvel characters as things my history teacher has said, except they progressively get more concerning

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MCU characters as cursed images pt. 1

Clint Barton:

Stephen Strange:

Bucky Barnes:

Rocket Raccoon:

Wanda Maximoff:

Valkyrie:

Thor:

Bruce Banner:

Peter Parker:

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When hulk goes to talk to thor and he’s all Nat didn’t save me you did. Like the parallels drawn between a romantic relationship between Bruce and Natasha with the “platonic” relationship between Bruce and Thor ??? Come on just say they’re dating

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you heard them

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i cant believe that lokius jet ski fics are my comfort guilty pleasure rn

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hear me out everyone--Lokius cowboy AU

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Loki, your daddy kink is overflowing~

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We’re only two episodes into the Loki series and there are already 230+ Lokius fanfics on AO3 and I think that’s beautiful

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bro marvel just wrote a slow burn amnesia fic

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ALL IM GONNA SAY IS CLASSICAL LOKI DID NOT DIE FOR THIS

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jetskis