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It’s a Miracle

#okcupid message miracle

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This is from a while ago but...

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Quality.

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#notok #amphetamineboner #doingitwrong

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Him:  For your information, if I est your pussy you will permanently take a position on Mount Everest from where you’ll be screaming my name! I mean that. Talk about chemistry…and attraction. For me, those things are fleeting and ephemeral be a useful if they ever existed, people would never divorce. What you need is a permanent turn-on and respect for one another. Chemistry is bullshit! Continuity is it, and chemistry, if it ever existed, lasts as long as two people are pleasing each other for the things they want and need! As you’re “questioning” whether you like men or women or in-between, know that the one constant thing for a good relationship is pleasure 

Me: I’m not questioning anything. I don’t feel attracted to your picture and that could change if you know a person because things are different in real life. I don’t give a shit about eating p if someone can’t sustain an erection for a period of time. But I actually do believe in Chemistry…chemistry may not build a relationship but at least I am able to have sex with the person. So really all your talk doesn’t mean anything…all men say “ you haven’t been with me..” is a cliche… 

 Him: Think, for one moment, why the guys you’ve met previously couldn’t hold an erection. Maybe because they didn’t feel any chemistry with you. Ever thought about that? Maybe they just wanted to Fuck you. Guys do that, you know! Big gut indeed, which I don’t have? You are funny! Haaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaa…I knew you were not bold enough! You knew I have a big black African duck you couldn’t handle! You know what they say about the Aquarius character right? They are the least sexual people on the planet…and now, I also feel the same; that I can’t imagine your lips touching mine…good riddance! My big huge shiny black African acacia baobab dick will amaze you…you can’t handle it. So shut up bitch!

#dating mansplaining notok okcupid onlinedating #submission

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#notok #misogyny #submission #dating #fail #onlinedating #okcupid

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#dating fail okcupid why kidneys

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not a form letter at all

Good evening, how are you this Friday evening.  I would love to get to know you better.

#formletter #try a little harder #okcupid #dating

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WELL PUT

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#submission #justacomma #marryme #manoffewwords

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Recently found myself single after a year and a half of being in a relationship, so decided to reactivate my old OKC account. This was literally the first message I received.

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a very specific fantasy of gigantism and blood pressure cuffs.

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So I've got to admit, you look like trouble but also, cuter than a baby fox eating a marshmallow. Quite the combination of forces.

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This blog still active?

yes - scheduling is lackadaisical, but send me your messages!

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grow a personality

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