I know we all have our theories about how roger got on the red mail box, but please someone explain this
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Roger: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, “Are we about to kiss?”
Roger: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way
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toxic men be like “why cant you be skinny? why cant you be pretty?” mf why cant you be freddie mercury
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Brian if he never joined queen and stayed with astrophysics
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Me summoning Freddie from the dead at 2am
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John joining queen
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Brian: What're you two fighting about?
John: he keeps using phrases wrong!
Roger: Oh cry me a table!
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Roger: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
John: I'm pretending you're in jail
Roger: Why?
John: It's spiritually healing
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“when Goliath gone missing, Freddie had offered a £1000 reward. Then I found him asleep in the jacuzzi bathroom. I ran down to find Freddie, he came up, took one look at Goliath asleep in the marble washbin and let out a hysterical scream” -Jim
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John, waking up from a deep sleep: Where am I?
Roger, sarcastically: Heaven.
John: Oh...
John: ...
John: I didn’t think you'd be here
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Brian smiling at Rami Malek performing as Freddie Mercury
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This is literally how every mom wakes up
He got it spot on
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“Do you know how many fucking times I’ve been in a shopping center, and some kid has pointed at me and shouted ‘mummy look, it’s Santa’”
-Roger Taylor
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