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(In honor of the day 4/20)

Stan made two batches of brownies. One regular, one with his 'secret ingredient' for himself. He realized too little too late that he gave the MK the wrong batch. How do you think the kids reacted?

Coraline: … Guys… Guys…

Norman: … What?

Coraline: Are we like… What?

Raz: Huh?

*The three of them then burst into laughter*

Wybie: *Shoving Doritos in his mouth*

Dipper: Dude. Bro, Wybes, my dude, you gonna share, man?

Wybie: Yeah, but then it’s like… I gotta get another bag, ‘cause… You know, this one is gone quicker.

Dipper: … Oooohhh!!

Lili: *Letting Mabel braid her hair* That is… That’s smart. That’s an interesting observation. So, if there’s more people eating the same thing… That thing is gone quicker.

Neil: … Deep, man. That’s like our world right now. Our food, and stuff. It’s gonna be gone soon because there’s so many people.

Wybie: Whoa… You just… Blew my mind.

Mabel: Right? And, it’s like… What?

Lili: … Yes?

Neil: … *Bursts into laughter*

Coraline: Are we stoned right now?

Norman: … Oh, God! We are! We gotta flush it down the toilet!

Dipper: But then the fish and the mermaids are gonna get high!

Wybie: Guys! Guys, it’s cool! It’s chill. Just chill. Some of our presidents smoked weed, and they became president. So we’re all halfway to becoming president.

Lili: Oh yeah… ‘President Lili Zanotto.’ I like it.

#coraline #mystery kids #gravity falls #paranorman #psychonauts #the mystery kids #answered ask #ask stuff #happy 420

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...Who's the friend, Wybie?

Wybie: Eh, just this girl I met at summer camp, Ered Miller. Yeah, I did not expect us to be friends, but turns out, she’s into motorcycle repair, and we bonded over that. Anyway, good luck finding out who the mysterious prankster is! *hangs up*

#coraline #mystery kids #the mystery kids #answered ask #ask stuff #post April fools

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April 2nd! Let him out!

Coraline: We could if we knew where he was! He dug a hole through the floor! I-it was made of concrete! We haven’t slept one bit!

Dipper: We tried tracking him down using the ankle monitor, but he somehow got it off and put it on Gompers!

Lili: Guys, why are we panicking? It’s April 2nd, it’s just not in his nature to prank the day after April Fools.

Neil: Yeah, I’m sure we’re fine. *Takes a bite out of a sandwich, only for it to explode and get blue paint all over him*

Coraline: Explain that, Lili!

Lili: Come on, does that seem like one of Wybie’s pranks? That’s amateur hour. This one day a year, he’s cunning and pure evil.

Dipper: Then who was behind that?

*Suddenly, Coraline’s phone rings. She answers*

Coraline: Hello?

Wybie: Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

Coraline: … Who’s Clarice?

Wybie: What?… Oh, hey Jonesy! Wrong number, sorry. I meant to call my cousin, Clarice. Yeah, she works on a farm and the lambs keep screaming for some reason.

Lili: *Takes the phone* Where are you?! How did you break out?!

Wybie: Oh, I wish we could chat longer, but, I'm having an old friend for dinner.

Mabel: Oh, my God!

Wybie: Not like that! Geez! I’m just meeting with an old friend at the diner. God, Mabel. I know I’m a psycho this time of year, but come on. Please, think better of me.

#coraline #mystery kids #gravity falls #paranorman #psychonauts #the mystery kids #answered ask #ask stuff

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Alright, it’s April Fools Day. Time to check on Lecter- I mean, Lovat

Neil: Okay. One… Two… Three-

Mystery Kids: NOT IT!

Raz: Not- Damn it!

Lili: Godspeed. I love you so much.

Raz: Then come to the basement with me.

Lili: Here’s the thing… I don’t want to.

Raz: … *Puts in the passcode for the vending machine and heads down into the poorly lit basement* Damn, Ford! Get a light! Okay! Relax. You’re just checking on him, he can’t get you-

*Violin music plays*

Raz: Okay, this is not helping! *Approaches a glass cage in the middle of the room and sees Wybie standing in the middle with his arms crossed*

Wybie: Hello, Clarisse.

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Have you every heard about mlb comic called Scarlet Lady? If yes, do you liked or bot?

Dipper: Yeah, it’s pretty good. It’s the ultimate Chloé salt!

Mabel: I like the whole swap scenario!

Wybie: It’s pretty hilarious, but also dramatic.

Raz: All my favorite ships are included!

Norman: Rose is dating a goth Queen and a Prince, and I respect the hell out of that.

Lili: I’m just in it for Lila.

Neil: Oh, same!

Coraline: In short, we all binge the hell out of that comic.

#coraline #mystery kids #gravity falls #paranorman #psychonauts #the mystery kids #answered ask #ask stuff #scarlet lady

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Y'all have been the same age for 12 years!

Mystery Kids: …

Neil: Yeah… Is that not normal?

Dipper: I always thought it was strange I never grew facial hair.

Coraline: Facial hair is the least of your worries, noodle arms.

Norman: Is this a Benjamin Button thing?

Lili: That’s aging backwards; we’re not aging.

Wybie: Damn, I’m never getting my license.

Raz: Will I never get to watch Adult Swim late at night?!

Mabel: At least we still have our young metabolisms. *Downs an entire bag of M&Ms*

#coraline #gravity falls #mystery kids #paranorman #the mystery kids #psychonauts #answered ask #ask stuff

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Everyone, this is Wybie Lovat from the movie Coraline, he is one of my many comfort characters. I gave him the Peacock Miraculous for reasons, and I made him fabulous because I can

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #peacock miraculous #coraline #wybie lovat #laika #sketch #duusu #coraline wybie

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Me, making a mystery kids doodle dump? Unheard of.

#mystery kids #psychonauts #gravity falls #coraline #paranorman #invader zim #dib membrane #coraline jones #dipper pines #razputin aquato #Raz is a himbo

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This was originally planned to be a mystery kids doodle dump, but then it quicky devolved into just older Coraline and Wybie sketches (w a lil Kat sprinkled in there too) lol

I can (and most likely will rant about random headcannons and prob never going to be written fanfic ideas in another post but I just wanted to get these down cause they were swirling around in my brain :p

bonus Wirt and Norman doodle comic thing

#mystery kids #coraline #wendell and wild #paranorman #over the garden wall #digital art #artists on tumblr #fanart #digital illustration

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Oh, it was a Nitghmare–

#gravity falls #paranorman #mystery kids #laika #norman #grunkle ford #stanford pines

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Mystery kids meet The Addams Family

#gravity falls #paranorman #psychonauts #coraline #mystery kids #crossover #the addams family

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What would each MK yearbook most likely be? (Example: most likely to return fire.)

Coraline: Most Likely To Burn Down The American Girl Store

Wybie: Most Likely To Start The Robot Uprising

Norman: Most Likely To Live In Hot Topic

Neil: Most Likely To Meet Jack Black

Dipper: Most Likely To Find Bigfoot

Mabel: Most Likely To Have Ten Boyfriends

Raz: Most Likely To Drown In One Foot Of Water

Lili: Most Likely To Burn It All Down

#coraline #mystery kids #gravity falls #paranorman #psychonauts #the mystery kids #answered ask #ask stuff

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(Who is the most likely to say the following?)

"We are not having an anatomically correct snowman in the front yard!"

Mabel: I want the weirdest-looking snowman ever, people! Put your backs into it!

Norman: The arms keep falling off.

Mabel: Not my problem!

#coraline #mystery kids #gravity falls #paranorman #the mystery kids #answered ask #ask stuff

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Coraline: *Acting drunk off of cranberry juice* YEEEAAAHHH!! SUCK IT, 2023!

Norman: 2024 will probably be worse, but whatever. *Throws confetti*

Mabel: NO NEGATIVITY!

Wybie: I mean-

Mabel: NONE!

Lili: … The 20s have been shit.

Mabel: LALALALALA! Not listening! I’m remaining positive!

#coraline #mystery kids #gravity falls #paranorman #psychonauts #the mystery kids #answered ask #ask stuff

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Coraline: No one bother Dipper today. We are trying to help him figure out where this “Book of Bill” came from.

#mystery kids #ask the mystery kids #mk #ask the mk #gravity falls #dipper pines #coraline #coraline jones #book of bill

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An attempt by Lili and Wybie to bake has somehow come alive. Ladies, gentlemen and enbys of all ages. We give you THE FRUITCAKE THAT WOULDN'T DIE!!!!

Lili: Think we used too much yeast?

Wybie: Nah… Did we leave it in the oven too long?

Lili: No…

Wybie: … Is it the fact we added cursed fruit?

Lili: There it is.

Norman: *Banging on the door to the panic room* It’s trying to make us eat it!

Dipper: No man should be forced to eat fruitcake! WHYYYYY!!!

Lili: … They’re fine.

#coraline #mystery kids #gravity falls #paranorman #psychonauts #the mystery kids #answered ask #ask stuff

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(Ah’Miracle and Coraline are baking Christmas cookies while Wybie decorates outside)

Wybie: *screams*

(The girls run outside to find Wybie strung up in the lights like a puppet)

Wybie: Of all the times to find a loose shingle! (Sees his girls) You two gonna get me down?

Ah’Miracle & Coraline: (Look at each other) Hmmmm.

(At sunset a line of people are paying to see "The worlds only living Christmas decoration". The lights are on and there's a reporter covering it."

Reporter: And what kind of statement are you trying to make here Mr. Jones?

Wybie: That my wife and daughter are sadistic demons, and if they don’t let me down, I’m withholding their presents until next year!

Coraline/Ah’Miracle: …

Ah’Miracle: We went too far, woman!

#coraline #mystery kids #the mystery kids #answered ask #ask stuff #next gen