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The Mystery Kids
Fan Blog: Just a bunch of Mystery Kids AU's, fanfic, and incorrect quotes (Favorite Character: Wybie!)
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itsthemysterykids · 5 days ago
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What kind of ponies would they be in MLP?
And even though you didn’t ask, I’m including their cutie marks
Coraline: Earth Pony
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Wybie: Unicorn
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Norman: Unicorn
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Neil: Pegasus
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Dipper: Earth Pony
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Mabel: Earth Pony
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Raz: Unicorn
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Lili: Unicorn
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itsthemysterykids · 6 days ago
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Camilo. When you shape shifted into Isabela's hot fiance, did you really want her to kiss you? 😘😘💋💋😏😏
Camilo: … Dude. She’s mi prima.
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itsthemysterykids · 7 days ago
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Norman enters the room and sees that Camilo has shape shifted into him! "Anyone care to explain why Camilo has transformed into me?"
Camilo: Cuz your hair looks awesome and because I can.
Norman: … Well, I can’t really argue with you on those reasons.
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itsthemysterykids · 7 days ago
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Mystery kids. Do you think Camilo has a crush on Isabela, after you watched the scene where he shape shifted into Isabela's hot fiance?
Coraline: … That’s his cousin.
Wybie: Yeah, they’re related.
Norman: Th- they’re right. They’re cousins.
Neil: *Walks out the room*
Dipper: Did you not know?…
Mabel: I shipped them until I heard their ages and that they’re related.
Raz: Cousins.
Lili: Nope.
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itsthemysterykids · 7 days ago
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Mystery kids. Is Camilo a Corbie (Coraline and Wybie) shipper?
Camilo: Having a cousin in law with blue hair would be pretty sweet.
Coraline: What?
Wybie: Camilo!
Camilo: *Shapeshifts into Norman* I’m not Camilo. I’m Norman Babcock.
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itsthemysterykids · 8 days ago
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If he and Camilo are distant relative does that mean Wybie is half or has a bit of Columbian blood in him?
… Yes.
He and Camilo are related on Félix’s side of the family
Félix’s sister moved to the US where she met Mrs. Lovat’s son, fell in love, got married, and had Wybie
When his sister sent pictures, Félix was baffled by how similar Wybie and Camilo looked
Wybie learned a bit of Spanish from his mom and became fluent over the years
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itsthemysterykids · 8 days ago
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Mystery kids. How will you get back at Isabela (from Encanto) and Lili, after they made fun of you for having lame gifts?
Coraline: Weed wackers, pesticides, and lots. Of. Fire.
Norman: *lights flamethrower* We attack ad midnight.
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itsthemysterykids · 8 days ago
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Can you tell me who's Wybie and who is Camilo in this picture? (Love it BTW!)👍👍
⬇️Wybie’s on the left and Camilo’s on the right⬇️
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Also, thank you!
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itsthemysterykids · 9 days ago
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There’s no way to change your mind, just gotta accept it.
Also, I’m calling it. They’re distant relatives
Camilo Madrigal looks so much like Wybie from Coraline
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Please for the love of god change my mind
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itsthemysterykids · 9 days ago
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Camilo, shapeshift into Wybie
Camilo: Kay. *Shapeshifts* … Dios mío, I barely changed!
Wybie: And you’re sure we’re not distant relatives?
Camilo: Possibly?
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itsthemysterykids · 9 days ago
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Mystery kids. After Coraline and Wybie listened to "You will be Found" from "Dear Evan Hansen," did you all try to find a way to make them stop crying? Was it getting annoying?
Lili: Yeah, their crying was driving us crazy so we just put on a few songs from the Book of Mormon and Hamilton.
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itsthemysterykids · 9 days ago
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Oh no, not a Karen!
Karen: This is an outrage! I demand to speak to the manager!
Stan: Crap. *Whispers to the Mystery Kids* Hey. If the eight of you can get her to leave the gift shop, I’ll let you have a week off. How does that sound?
Raz: Mr. Pines, you’ve got yourself a deal.
Stan: Godspeed, kids. *Pulls out a walkie talkie* Wendy! Soos! We’ve got a Code K! To the Karen shelter!
*The three of them run into the broom closet*
Norman: So, who’s going first- Not it!
Everyone but Coraline: Not it!
Coraline: Damn it! Alright, lady, what sees to be the problem?
Karen: Well for one, why aren’t you wearing a dress?!
Coraline: Because it’s the middle of summer, so I’m wearing shorts.
Karen: Are you talking back to me?!
Coraline: That’s how a conversation works, stupid! And quit screaming like a banshee.
Karen: GET ME YOUR MANAGER!
Coraline: He’s out. Till then, I’m in charge. And you need to leave!
Karen: *Points to Wybie* Well what about him?! I caught him stealing!
Wybie: … Karen say what now?
Karen: That’s right! And I saw him mugging a poor boy outside!
Wybie: Oh, I see! Scapegoat the black kid! A classic Karen move! I applaud you sarcastically.
Lili: Norman, Dipper. Wanna really set her off?
Dipper: What do you… Ooh. *Takes Norman’s hand and walks over to the Karen*
Karen: *Appauled gasp* No! You can’t date a boy! You’re supposed to be with girls!
Dipper: Says who?
Karen: Says the Bible! Christianity forbids it!
Dipper: Lady… I’m Jewish. *Dips Norman and kisses him*
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Neil: Nice!
Mabel: YEAH! THAT’S MY BRO!
Karen: You and everyone else in the queersexual community are going to hell!
Neil: *Laughs* Karen, that’s not even a word.
Karen: THE *F-word & T-word* ARE GOING TO HELL!
Wybie: Hm. I’ll be sure to save you a seat.
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Raz: BUUUUUURN!
Karen: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!
Raz: I only respect those who respect me and other people despite being different. So until you can learn some manners, expect nothing but rudeness. Your hair is trash.
Karen: WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?!
Wybie: Dead to me.
Lili: Nunya business.
Raz: Circus people.
Karen: THIS IS WHY I HATE YOUR GENERATION!
Coraline: Oh, you mean the generation that’s trying to fix all of the crap your generation started? The generation trying to stop pollution, show that love can conquer all, and rid the world of outdated societal norms that harm people who aren’t rich cis-hetero white guys?
Karen: I-I…
Neil: Hey. I think we broke her.
Mabel: Push her outside!
*Norman and Coraline push the Karen outside, go back in the gift shop and lock the doors*
Coraline: Problem solved.
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itsthemysterykids · 11 days ago
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And our nominees for ‘Most Underrated Token Minority Characters’ are… Dee Dee Skyes, Winston Zeddemore, Valerie Brown, Hadji Singh, and Wyborne Lovat!
Wybie: Was it necessary for them to say my legal name?
Winston: Jeez, kid. That’s rough.
Valerie: Yeah, I don’t know what your parents were on when you were born, but that name? No.
Dee Dee: Awful.
Hadji: My condolences.
And the winner is… Hadji Singh!
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Hadji: YES! IN YOUR FACE, WYBORNE! HAHAHA!
Wybie: … Okay, screw that guy. I didn’t need some award to tell me I’m an underrated character, anyway.
Dee Dee: I did.
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itsthemysterykids · 11 days ago
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Back to Mystery Solvers awards night! And the nominees for best leader are… Fred Jones, Biff Starke, Marc, Audie Anderson, Charlie Chan, and Coraline Jones!
Coraline: Come on! I want that award!
Wybie: That is no reason to use my arm as a stress ball!
Augie: That award’s mine, Jones!
Coraline/Fred: No it’s not!
Augie: I meant the dumb one.
Coraline/Fred: … He means you.
Charlie: As if they would hand the award off to children.
Mark: Got something to say, old man?
Biff: Quiet! They’re about to announce the winner!
And the winner is… Fred Jones
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Fred Jones: YEAH! I WON! *Runs to the stage and grabs his award* Oh my God! This is so unexpected! I’d like to thank the gang, the monsters who turn out to be greedy people, and, oh-
Coraline: You have gotta be shitting me!
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itsthemysterykids · 11 days ago
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… Surface Pressure?
I'm the mechanic,
I can handle it
I'll never stop till the problem’s fixed
I’ll move mountains,
I’ll move churches
I’ll do what I can for whoever asks it
I don't ask how hard the work is
Got a rough and unbreakable surface
Ask for Diamonds and platinum, to find them, to flatten them
I take what I'm handed, I do what's demanded
But under the surface, I feel deserted
As a tightrope walker in a three ring circus
Under the surface, was Hercules ever like, ‘Yo, I don't wanna fight Cerberus!’
Under the surface, I'm pretty sure I'm worthless
If I can't be of service
A flow or a crack
A straw in the stack
That breaks the camel's back
What breaks the camel's back?
It's pressure,
Like a drip drip drip that will never stop
Whoooah
Pressure that'll tip tip tip you just go pop
Whooah oh
Give it to your friend, through it, he’ll soldier
Give him all the heavy things you can't shoulder
Who am I if I can't run with the ball?
If I fall to
The pressure like a drip drip drip and it won't let go?
Whoooah
Pressure like a tick tick tick till it's ready to blow?
Whoooah oh oh
Give it to your friend so he can conquer
See if he can hang on a little longer,
Who am I if I can't fix it all?
If I falter
Under the surface, I hide my nerves and it worsens
I worry that something is gonna hurt us
Under the surface, the bike doesn't swerve as it heard how big the damn ditch is
Under the surface, I think about my purpose
Can I somehow preserve this?
Line up the dominos
A light wind blows
You try to stop it tumbling
But on and on it goes
But wait,
if I could shake a crushing weight of expectations?
Would that free some room up for joy? Or relaxation? Or simple pleasure?
Instead, we measure this growing pressure
Keeps growing, keep going cause all we know is
Pressure like a drip drip drip that will never stop
Whoooah
Pressure like tip tip tip till you just go pop?
Whoooah oh oh
Give it to your friend, it doesn't hurt him
See if he can handle all your burdens
Watch as he buckles and bends but never breaks.
No mistakes.
Just pressure like a grip grip grip and it won't let go
Whoooah
Pressure like tick tick tick till it's ready to blow
Whoooah oh oh
Give it to your friend, and never wonder
If the same pressure would pull you under?
Who am I if I don't have what it takes?
No cracks, no breaks,
No mistakes,
No pressure.
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itsthemysterykids · 11 days ago
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I dare the Mystery Kids to sing, ‘We Don’t Talk About Cipher’
Dipper: We don't talk about Cipher, no, no, no
We don't talk about Cipher, but-
The middle of summer
Mabel: Middle of summer
We were having fun
And there wasn't a cloud in the sky
Dipper: No clouds allowed in the sky
Then Gideon walks in with a mischievous grin
Mabel: Evil!
Dipper: You’re telling this story or am I?
Mabel: Hey, go on, go on.
Dipper: Gideon, his childish frame.
Mabel: That little heathen.
Using Cipher, he floods Stan’s brain
Mabel: Defeated Cipher with kittens.
Dipper: Failed to put us under his reign
Mabel. What a crazy day but anyway
We don't talk about Cipher, no, no, no
We don't talk about Cipher
Norman: Hey, grew to live in fear of Cipher snickering or cackling
I can always hear him sort of muttering and clacking
I see him in my nightmares when I got to sleep.
It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling
Always left me and the family fumbling
Grappling with prophecies we couldn't understand
Do you understand?
Coraline: A triangle-shaped frame, a fancy top hat
Wybie: When he calls your name it all fades to black
Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams (Hey)
We don't talk about Cipher, no, no, no
We don't talk about Cipher
Lili: He snapped and all around, my plants turned up dead! (No, no)
Neil: He tapped my face, and my body had no head! (No, no)
Raz: He said I’ll nearly meet a watery fate, and just like he said! (No, no)
Mystery Kids: Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read
Norman: He told me that the life of my dreams
Would be promised, and someday be mine
He told me that my power would grow
Like the grapes that thrive on the vine
Wybie: He told me that the girl of my dreams
Would be just out of reach
In love with another
It's like I hear him, now
It's like I can hear him now, I can hear him, now
Um, Cipher. Yeah, about that Cipher
I really need to know about Cipher
Gimme the truth and the whole truth, Cipher
A triangle-shape frame, fancy top hat (It was the middle of summer, The middle of summer)
When he calls your name it all fades to black (We were having fun and there wasn't a cloud in the sky)
Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams (Gideon walks in with a mischievous grin)
Are you telling this story or am I?
Gideon, his childish frame (He told me that the girl of my dreams would be just out of reach)
Using Cipher, he floods Stan’s brain (In love with another, another)
Failed to put us under his reign (And I'm fine, and I'm fine, and I'm fine, I'm fine)
Don't talk about Cipher, no
Why did I talk about Cipher?
Not a word about Cipher
I never shoulda brought up Cipher
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