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My liege, I bring news from beyond the hellsite. Yes. They twinkified him and made him white. Mhm. I’m sorry, my liege, the mistranslations have gone too far. I shall start dad-bodding this man as soon as I leave your sight. What’s that? You want me to make him trans as well? In which direction, your highness? It doesn’t matter? Well said, my lord. I shall commence at once.
If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.
Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.
We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.
The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.
Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.
Hi.......OC QUESTIONS RAPID FIRE ATTACK GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (all optional) (jic you're not ready to reveal things yet) (or just don't know yet lol)
Do Barb and Midi like to do those cheesy exercise show things together?
Does Barb and/or Midi show up on Mike's show often?
Midi and Mike were built by the same person, so have they known each other their whole life? What's their friendship like? How did they meet barb (I don't know if she was also made by the same person)?
Heartbreaker used to be the like, housewife robot thing. What made her the killer robot she is now?
How did H.B. meet Barb? does Bitz know? If he ever finds out, would he hold a grudge because Barb is friends with Midi and Mike?
Why doesn't Bitz like them? What finally made him go after Midi (if that drawing was canon)?
What does Dennis do? I know he made Bitz and Possibly H.B. (I think you implied it in some tags) to help around, but for what? Does he make robots so he doesn't feel so lonely?
What inspired Bitz to come up with Screws Loose? was H.B. on board with the idea at first?
Does Mike ever watch Screws Loose? If so, how does he feel about when Bitz makes fun of him and his own show? Does he ever poke fun at Bitz on his show? Does Bitz hatewatch Mike's show, or can he just NOT stand it?
What do your bots do in their free time or when they're just bored?
Feel free to take as much time as you want to answer, I know I asked a lot of questions lol :3c
ALRIGHT THIS IS ALOT I'll answer Most but not all of em ☝️ i wasn't expecting anyone to send this much LOL
ok here we go
- "Do Barb and Midi like to do those cheesy exercise show things together?"
Oh yes absolutely LOL they'd do it for the fun of it
- "Does Barb and/or Midi show up on Mike's show often?"
Sometimes! But they usually just stick to being a part of his audience during their free time
- "Midi and Mike were built by the same person, so have they known each other their whole life? What's their friendship like? How did they meet barb (I don't know if she was also made by the same person)?"
all 3 were built by the same people, one after the other, and they consider themselves to be like "childhood" friends (since they were all being developed around the same time)
- "Heartbreaker used to be the like, housewife robot thing. What made her the killer robot she is now?"
She was made to follow orders, shes simply just doing what Bitz is telling her to do, that being his personal bodyguard/hitman. She doesn't feel much empathy towards anyone she doesn't know on a personal level (Most of the time), so the job doesn't really bother her
- "How did H.B. meet Barb? does Bitz know? If he ever finds out, would he hold a grudge because Barb is friends with Midi and Mike?"
Barb got to participate on the show at one point as a contestant! He wanted to experience all sorts of challenges they had to offer, that is how they met. They started talking soon after the episode aired (and yes Barb made it out just fine lmao).
Bitz did not know about Barb's connections with the other bots til later, I think he would be Very upset if he found out HB had associations with her in secret
- "What does Dennis do? I know he made Bitz and Possibly H.B. (I think you implied it in some tags) to help around, but for what? Does he make robots so he doesn't feel so lonely?"
Dennis originally wanted to go into the medical field but he ended up getting more into robotics instead. As soon as he was on his own he wanted to create his own assistants to help take care of his place while he was doing his own thing. (which was basically uh, being a NEET. atleast for that time)
Bitz was made to carry, crush, and destroy junk. He was created with the idea of being a robot garbage disposal 💀
HB was built to cook and clean, basic housekeeper duties or whatever Dennis told her to do. shrimple as that 🦐
- "What inspired Bitz to come up with Screws Loose? was H.B. on board with the idea at first?"
The show had actually existed before Bitz was around (albeit alot more tame) Mike was the original host! At some point he wanted to do other things. The studio was worried that without a robot host the show would drop in ratings, as that was an important aspect of it. But soon after Mike moved on, they ended up finding and hiring Bitz and HB almost instantaneously (not like they rlly had a choice LOL)
It was always Bitz's dream to be on tv, and HB was def on board as long as it provided them with a roof over their heads
- "Does Mike ever watch Screws Loose? If so, how does he feel about when Bitz makes fun of him and his own show? Does he ever poke fun at Bitz on his show? Does Bitz hatewatch Mike's show, or can he just NOT stand it?"
They both work for the same network so they do get a glimpse of each other's shows. and ofc they both make fun of eachother as well 👍 Mike doesn't mind the insults, if anything he finds it really funny LOL meanwhile Bitz takes any sort of tease towards him to heart 😭 I can def see him hatewatching alot out of boredom, and turning it off as soon as he gets too mad.
animatic ill probably never finish but need to post bc im still insane about zelda totk
LYRICS BELOW CUT bc they're kind of hard to understand
I'm so sick of the way I feel / My boring life has no appeal / So I go and have a taste of a special apple I got from a shady deal / All the shrewd wannabes are saying to do it / I can become someone better through it / With just a little taste, your life will be replaced, you'll Reincarnate
(music break)
My next life I was a scientist / In my heart I was an idealist / So when people said my invention could change the planet I prayed it would bring us bliss / Yet they took what I made, created a weapon / Soaked to the socks from the blood I stepped in / Ah damn I screwed it up again, Next life I go / Had no real talent, so change / Time to hit reset I wasn't smart, so I'll change / Time to hit reset / Still haven't won life yet, this is a surefire bet / You're not very cautious, are you / You are still yourself, don't forget / It keeps happening, it keeps happening /Yet another me / On this mountain made of corpses, I'm at the top, DANCING / Reincarnation, reincarnation, yet another chance to plead / Love me, love me, no
this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it