Akira Nagasawa - Blue Bird
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I don't like giving my dog cigarettes, but it's the only thing he'll trade me for Xanax
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Filed under 2018 by tillycums via vfiles
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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“the trans girl analogue is the least funny character” 🚩🚩🚩🚩
Do you know any un-funny trans girls? I thought not. Ergo, James Derry Girls is not a trans girl
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some of you are very nice to me and i just want to say thank you and i love u
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I don't give a fuck about baseball when is america going to recognize sitting on the toilet as it's favourite pastime
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Tae Lee
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I shouldn’t have to work on account of my big brown eyes and general sweetiepieness
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Customer: YOU FOOL
DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL
Verdict: DENIED
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