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Spelt + Sage + Brown Butter Cookies

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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mutual you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your interest too obscure. they'll kill you

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extremely weird to think about the fact that the internet is a collection of physical objects, like, if i send a message to a person on another continent, there's a continuous physical path that each packet followed between each of our routers and it probably passes through an undersea cable which doesn't feel like something that should be real how did people manage that

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symbolic fanart of me tangled in spiderwebs representing my lack of autonomy as a character trapped inside a narrative and being unwillingly manipulated by various external forces but i seem a little too happy about it

#Hazel #ansel

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The person next to me in the train station is eating dicks and it smells so damn good

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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

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#just had my plans cancelled. I think I'll become evil and kill everyone

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serf: 🫱🌾🌾

lord: and the rest?

serf: apologies, my lord. a rot spread o'er much of the barley

lord: a feeble excuse for such a paltry cum

serf: ..my lord?

lord: has this rot spread to your ears as well?

advisor: (leans in and whispers)

lord: 😳

serf: may i lea-

advisor: his grace will be shooting you with crossbows