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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

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list of the most moments in homestuck of all time:

- when dave is in his room after 3 years and looks at the selfies he took when he was younger and starts laughing and then crying

- when aradia is giving her soliloquy at the end of hivebent and you have to scroll all the way down that really long panel and she says "a scratch"

- when bec prototypes himself in [S] Jade: Enter and there's a split second before you realize what that means

- when kanaya sees vriska kissing tavros and throws the dress out of her room and starts crying and her lusus taps her on the shoulder and consoles her

- when dave is sitting on the roof with dirk and says "how did you tell your friends"

- the end of that last pesterlog between dirk and hal. you know what i'm talking about

- dave and rose standing next to each other waiting for the tumor to explode

- Future Dream Rose: Cease to exist.

feel free to add on

#dave getting stabbed #the first time you get to use the passwords #man all of these still give me goosebumps

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hee hee i have spent 14 years living in Oklahoma and Missouri I would say this is accurate

Take this dialect quiz! X

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throw away the vape. suck cock instead

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day 1 no meowing

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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I really hope that the Mario movie is actually fantastic and the only bad part is Chris Pratt so that we can have people on youtube making “The Mario Movie without Mario” edits.

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People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate

#i’m an only child and i aGREE #the shit we do #i never realized my own grossness #until i moved in with a girl that had 2 older brothers

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So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.

AI art bros are big mad about it.

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This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

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“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.