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idk you guys. $14bil is a lot of money but i kinda think even if we had the best socialized healthcare, education, housing etc. i still wouldn't want the U.S. to fund a genocide. even if it wasn't "our" tax dollars going to israel i still don't think they should have it. feels like a bit of a non-sequitur tbh

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Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

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mmm soob

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I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

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she rolled.

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landslide by a landslide

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Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”

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I've been a little confused by the revisionist history of people saying Dave Chappelle was never funny. Maybe not everyone dug him, but he has been on quite a few GOAT lists for stand up. During his peak in the 2000s it was not uncommon for folks to consider him the best performing stand up since Carlin and Pryor. I was among those people. Perhaps the people saying he was never funny were too young to appreciate him during that time. I don't know.

But I don't think we need to pretend like he always sucked. His fall from grace is an important thing to acknowledge. With people like him and JK Rowling, we are collectively trying to figure out how to deal with artists we love letting us down. It's a good conversation to have. If we just say "well, they always sucked" I think we are avoiding dealing with it.

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Twins

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he’s literally snoopy. I love him

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I know it's last week's news but the funniest thing about Scott Adams being very publicly awful and deranged for decades is that a) by all available evidence this was not a gradual ramping up, he went insane immediately, and b) being the creator of dilbert went to his head immediately, which is just so funny. going mad with power because of dilbert. it fucking rules.

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Summer vibes 🫶🧚‍♂️🐈‍⬛🍀🌸💐🌺✨💫

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dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

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so much rage for anyone who tells the story of the radium girls like “ohoho weren’t people in the 20s fucking stupid” and not like “corporate greed has always cost people’s lives and health”

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You don’t have to reblog this, please don’t feel anxious when these sorts of posts appear on your dash.

I’m posting it because extra luck towards a certain piece of good news is something I will take any way I can get.

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hey man I discovered your body out in the mountains a couple days ago. just thought id give a heads up