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Boba Fett: Hey can I see your holophone really quick?

Sure, give me a moment

*Deletes the vast record of Hutt criminal activity and imperial tax fraud I keep next to my Wookie pin-up files*

#digital style #Star Wars #Jabba the Hutt

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I live in what will later become Texas in Galaxy a long time in the future, far, far away

#jabba the hutt

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Saturday Night won’t be alive for much longer

snl just referred to max rebo as “the blue alien”, disrespectful

#Star Wars #Jabba the Hutt

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Cad Bane!

cad bane

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.....

We approve

Translator Droid: Taking suggestions for the name of Jabba’s newest Crime Lord Mascot, any ideas?

#Star Wars #Jabba the Hutt

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Translator Droid: Taking suggestions for the name of Jabba’s newest Crime Lord Mascot, any ideas?

#Star Wars #Jabba the Hutt

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My authority as a crime lord is being sapped away by the moment, one more meme and I will die

can you imagine if jabba the hut was real lol all the aliens in his palace would be making memes of him on twitter

#Star Wars #jabba the hutt

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mmmhmmmmmm.....round.....

who looks at bb-8 and gets horny. who. its a ball. its a fucking ball.

#Star Wars #Jabba the Hutt

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Translator Droid: There is now a bounty on both your heads. Jabba is too upset right now to give direct instructions but I know this is what he would want. 

Oh! Oh! If Jabba was human he would be a bear!!

he would be a chub not a bear

#Jabba the Hutt #star wars

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Translator Droid: This is all exactly how it happened, except, Jabba informs me he wants to be capitalism and the republican party, please amend the records.

Just seen the new StarWars and honestly the FCC are like The First Order and we are all the resistance

#Jabba the Hutt #Star Wars

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I am sorry for my recent actions

Translator Droid: I am human just like you and sometimes I make mistakes. In the future I will try to be more tolerant of other political ideologies and not serve the empire. We are a family first, a crime syndicate 2nd. Thank you.  

#Jabba the Hutt #Star Wars

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I’m a sith lord now

Please

Come closer

I have a secret to tell you

#Jabba the Hutt #Star Wars

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Please

Come closer

I have a secret to tell you

#Jabba the Hutt #Star Wars

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I appreciate this intimate connection we have, you seem to really care. That kind of bond isn’t allowed under the Jedi code, neither is what I must do next Norba Nuum.

Please

Come closer

I have a secret to tell you

#Jabba the Hutt #Star Wars

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It said...I am not allowed to do this

Please

Come closer

I have a secret to tell you

#Jabba the Hutt #Star Wars

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The Jedi Code...is liberal propaganda 

Please

Come closer

I have a secret to tell you

#Jabba the Hutt #Star Wars

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The trademark is owned by me

Its for his own good

#Jabba the Hutt #Star Wars