jack-thedodger

[jack-thedodger]

"Oh, learning. Well, in that case, no thank you --"

          " -- why does that old lady keep shushing me?"

        “Er, no. I meant for reading. You know, learning. You can find most any information you need in a book.”

#ic #youmakemenauxious #ahhhh stahp you're perf~ #dodger your'e in a library stfu

[jack-thedodger]

          "Yeah, sure, they've got loads of uses. We've got a shaky table at home; sticking a book under the leg fixes it right up."

        “I’m not convinced you are not a fool—          Nothing is more useful than books.”

#/kisses ur face #ahhh it's been so long! #ic #Youmakemenauxious

[jack-thedodger]

/jazz hands

#look at my opens #look at them #looook #ooc

[jack-thedodger]

"Does this place have anything besides books?”

                 ”—I mean, anything useful?”

#someone should take this because it's my fav #open #ic

[jack-thedodger]

"Have you seen a dog around here?"

#recycling old opens like it's my job #ic #open

[jack-thedodger]

YOU BROUGHT ME BACK WITH THE POWER OF LOVE, BABY~~~

/TOUCHES YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE

#ooc

[jack-thedodger]

it did take me 5 tries to log into this account negl

#also my dash is super dead so if you have any fun and exciting friends feel free to shoot me some urls! #i require attention or i lose my powers #like a fairy #if you don't believe in me i fade awaaaaay #ooc #omg tinkerbell as new mun fc????

[jack-thedodger]

freydianslip said: Y E LLS S O L O UD? ? ?? ? ]

/TOUCHES YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE

#freydianslip #ooc

[jack-thedodger]

Charlie Rowe Icons (65, 100x)

Below the cut are sixty-five Charlie Rowe icons from his short film ‘Tommy and Dylan’. Feel free to use for whatever purpose just pretty please do not claim as your own, and please like/reblog. 

#fc: charlie rowe #eyyyy new icons because i've been gone for so long that charlie has actually been in a bunch more stuff!

[jack-thedodger]

freydianslip replied to your post:well the good news is, i didn’t completely forget...

Y ELLS ?? ?? ? ]

/screeches HELLO FRIEND

#freydianslip #ooc #hellooooooooooo i am alive!!

[jack-thedodger]

well the good news is, i didn't completely forget the password to this account!

#eeyyyyyyy #ooc #?? hey frans

[jack-thedodger]

Oh, right, the fictional spirit was talking to him. Nothing to do but talk back, it would seem. Real casual like, just a normal conversation with Jack Frost himself.

"Nah, sure, not hard at all!" Dodger grumbled. "It only cost me a mild concussion. Does your sort usually show up with blunt force trauma?"

No matter how Dodger grumbled and groaned, it was hard to stay pissy in the face of such obvious happiness. Jack Frost seemed rather pleased, and Dodger's only true "trauma" was perhaps a blow to his pride at being taken by surprise.

"Guess I have to be more careful," he said, lightening up with a chuckle. "Can't go around cursing off the elements anymore. Though maybe I'll get lucky, next time it'll just be the Easter Bunny."

No harm in dealing with a little bunny, right?

Jack’s whole face brightened as he watched realization dawn on the other boy. He could practically see the belief light up, and the winter spirit very nearly bounced on the balls of his feet in the still-thrilling excitement of being looked at instead of looked through. 

"There you go!" he cheered. "That wasn’t so hard, was it? Or do you need another snowball?"

#whistleupawinter

[jack-thedodger]

SEND MY MUSE A SENTENCE

"You’ve got to me kidding me."

"Get your ass in here now"

"What have I done now?"

"How old are you really?"

"I can’t believe you lied to me"

"Do you wanna build a snowman?"

"I can’t believe you lost him."

"I hate you."

"I love you."

"Please, don’t leave."

"I told you. I do give the best hugs."

"You so owe me."

"What’s a soulmate?"

"Would you kiss me in the rain?"

"Get off me."

"Leave me alone"

"What are you doing here?"

#ask meme

[jack-thedodger]

"What -- no! No, it's not like that at all! Solomon doesn't -- he's never! Solomon's never mistreated a living thing in his life, I'd swear on it. Onan's just old. S'probably why he wandered off, the little shit."

"That’s terrible! No, I haven’t, but if he smells as bad as you say, the poor thing must need a bath. Who is this landlord of yours? Does he usually mistreat his pets?"

#windowcomplex #thanks! :D #i knew the second i saw him that he was gonna be my fc lol

[jack-thedodger]

why does my activity bar only mess up on this account?? D: the graph itself goes up but the page doesn't have the notifications. bleh bleh bleh.

#ooc #i only noticed one of my opens got reblogged because i saw the note count went up

[jack-thedodger]

"Not my dog, my landlord's. Honestly, you'd smell him before you saw him. Smell anything a bit like death's ass recently? That's him."

"Nope. Sorry. Did you lose your dog?"

#ic #widowcomplex #hellooooo! :DD

[jack-thedodger]

"Have you seen a dog around here?"

#i'm too lazy to make new opens #and i'm too tired to muster up the courage to approach people for plots #so have an old open! :D #dodger is an idiot and lost a dog that's not even his #open