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Hey! I helped make this! Please buy, it took a lot of hard work from everyone!

SUNSET AT SEA - Sanji/Nami Fan Anthology PREORDERS NOW OPEN!

This anthology captures imagined moments between Sanji and Nami based on the various arcs in One Piece, from Baratie all the way through to Whole Cake Island. Through these 11 stories and accompanying artworks by various contributors, we hope you enjoy the blue and the orange -- the sunset at the sea.

Get an early bird discount if you purchase physical product in 3 days (Apr 16-18, 2024). By purchasing physical product, you also get digital product as bonus + eligible for stretch goal. If the sales exceed the target above, you still have the opportunity to get more freebies (i.e keychain or postcards).

SHOP: https://sannamifanbook.gumroad.com

NOTES:

This is pre-order sale. Product will be manufactured approximately in one month after the sale of is closed.

Manufacture and shipping is from Indonesia, but shop closing date & time follows westernmost zone (GMT-12)

Please send a message if your shipping destination isn't listed yet when checking the cart out

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I did the math. Exactly one person hit smash. Same with the other racist who had the knockoff Troy chains. I'm convinced there's one follower on this blog who hits smash on everyone just to fuck around

#sawposting #saw movies

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the usa is leaving me to die slowly and painfully because i am poor please god rb this dont just like and scroll

i'm on a medication that is barely helping and i'm still having seizures almost every other day. finally had a grand mal the other day and i'm still hurting from it.

i don't have health insurance but i have to see a neurologist otherwise my condition is going to continue to deteriorate until it kills me if nothing is done

please. please it's alot but if 500 people send 10 bucks that meets our goal. anything at all helps. im begging for my life here it has to happen. i'm scared of going to sleep & i can barely do anything anymore even if i want to this is a fucking shitty way to go im only 24

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Stole this from someone can't remember who, but I'm making a Cell Block Tango parody with the apprentices + Adam

And because I don't like Logan he is going to be the one speaking in Hungarian but really it's just a bunch of bullshit gibberish

#saw franchise #sawposting #saw movies #saw #jigsaw #spiral from the book of saw #spiral 2021 #you can't stop me #I hate logan #fuck logan #he fucking sucks

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Grabbed from @smashorpassmakeyourchoice - Awesome blog btw

#poor jeff #everyone wants to fuck his wife #but no one wants to fuck him #I personally like him #but I wouldn't smash #anyway #sawposting #saw movies #saw franchise #saw iii #smash or pass

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Hey, I need asks

Send me smash or passes - please. anything. Anyone you want - smash or pass. I'll answer.

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Hello, this wasn’t meant to be sad, I’m making it sad though!

Little baby Sanji hiding by the doors of the kitchen in the Germa Palace, watching the cooks with wide eyes. The head chef tastes the veloutee.

“Needs oregano,” he directs the chef who made it.

“We don’t have any, remember?” The cook reminds him. “The king considers it a peasants’s herb.”

That stays with Sanji.

If oregano is for savages, then maybe if he cooks without it, Father will like his cooking. Maybe like... him.

Even subconciously, he still can't put oregano in his food.

This is the most out of pocket scene of the live action because feral Sanji really said: I prefer an unhinged pirate kills me that let him put oregano in my velouté.

Sanji, my guy, what oregano has done to you.

#one piece sanji #one piece zeff #one piece #red leg zeff #vinsmoke sanji #i have lots of thoughts about baby Sanji

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TF2 PEOPLE

I JUST THOUGHT A THOUGHT

What if Medic and Heavy, when they moved to America for their jobs under Ms. Administrator, didn't know much English? In fact, they could barely communicate with the rest of the team?

What if Spy, knowing tons of languages, was the only one who could talk to them?

What if Spy taught them English over the course of their first year working together?

What if Pyro desperately wanted a way to communicate to the team before they understood their mumbles?

What if they begged Spy to teach them someway to talk to the team?

What if Spy taught Pyro sign language, slowly letting them communicate their basic needs while also figuring out their speech patterns, so he could translate for the others to hear?

What if Spy did all this under the pretense of not wanting miscommunication during work, but really, he just wanted to help his coworkers, but would and will never admit it?

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SMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH

#william schenk #my boi <3 #spiral is best horror movie #fight me #spiral from the book of saw #saw movies #sawposting #spiral 2021 #i wAnT HIM #I might be sawposting a lot if I ever decide to be alive

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I didn't realize Brutus had a tumblr

"kill them with kindness" wrong. back stabbing🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

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I'M PICTURING THIS AND IT'S PERFECT

THE CIRCUS PERFORMERS ARE PEOPLE LIKE MAYA AND PEARL AND ATHENA AND SIMON - AND PHILLIP AND ANNE ARE KLAVIER AND APOLLO RESPECTIVELY

AND JENNY LIND IS KRISTOPH

“A million dreams for the world we’re gonna make.”

Back again with more of the Greatest Showman au because you guys really seemed to like my last post. ^^

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Ok, but here's the thing- I did the math on this.

Both of their teams would've been absolutely CRACKED - except for one Pokemon.

Sada would've had an Amoongus, a Misdreavus, a Magnezone or Magneton, obviously a Volcarona, a fucking SALAMENCE - then she would've had a Jigglypuff.

Turo's is even weirder, cause he had TWO PSEUDOS - Tyranitar and Hydreigon, with a GALLADE, a Hariyama, of course the Volcarona - and a Delibird.

I-I have no idea what they were doing when they made their teams.

I personally think it'd be neat if the teams AI Sada & AI Turo had in their boss fights were based on Sada & Turo's actual teams.

And about both of them having Volcaronas...

#lakehouseshipping #proffesor sada #proffesor turo #larvesta #pokemon scarvio

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Idk if you ever got an answer to you last post like 2 months ago about the gif of the anime with the 2 guys kissing, but in case you didn’t it’s called Given.

Yes it’s on Crunchyroll, it’s an anime about gay musicians. Gay, anime, music, it’s literally perfect.

I didn’t wanna comment on the post because I am overly AnXiOuS, but yeah, you really should give it a watch. It’s actually quite good, one of my favourites.

Oh also along with the series of 12 episodes there’s also a movie and an extra episode (idk what they’re called but sometimes anime do those weird unrelated episodes and it’s one of those)(an OVA?)

Sorry about the paragraph, and best wishes on your Given journey :)

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU ANON! I am definitely putting that on my watch list!

#given anime #anon <3

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PEOPLE WHO KNOW MORE ANIME THAN ME

I FOUND A GIF ON DISCORD

WHERE THE HELL IS THIS FROM AND IS IT ON CRUNCHYROLL

#pls help #There's not enough gay anime in the world

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Hi. My overweight, severely depressed aunt lived with her parents, my grandparents, in their basement until she was 45 (this year.) She’s had two children with different fathers, neither of which stayed. Her mother is crazy. Her father is a deadbeat creep. Her son is a jerk who can’t keep a job and has no motivation in his life.

Guess what she did this year.

Moved to my town four hours away with her daughter. Became a nurse and lost 20 pounds, got a haircut, and is now the happiest I’ve ever seen her.

Living with your parents is not a sign that you’ll be a failure. No matter how long you stay, there will always be a success, whether that comes when you leave or while you stay.

Just a reminder that people who still live with their parents as adults deserve respect and for you to stop being ableist. There are multiple reasons someone could still live with their parents! From invisible to visible disabilities, finance issues, and more!

Stop using the “well they’re gonna turn into a creep living in their parents basement” punchline! It’s disgusting. STOP. BEING. ABLEIST. STOP. FORGETTING. THE. POOR.

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SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE A LIST OF ALL THESE FICS I WANT TO READ THEM ALL

THEY ALL SOUND SO GOOD

read a fanfic where adam literally rizzed himself out of the bathroom oh my god??

HUHH DO SHARE THE LINK PLEASE??? ASHDEJEKSKK