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GUESS WHOSE ASS GOT DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL AND IS FINALLY ALLOWED ON THE LAPTOP AGAIN

#what kind of hospital did they put you in intern #unrelated note but how good is your memory?

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imagine if the show carmen sandiego was just a hallucination by carmen's mother because in reality the house with baby carmen in it did burn down but shadowsan never took her back and carlotta could not cope with the fact she lost her husband and her baby girl was burned alive so she believes that her daughter survived and the ending when carlotta opens the door she sees no one because carmen has been dead for 20 years

#this is some 'candace hallucinated phineas and ferb' shit and i do not like it

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has acme tried recruiting swifties to catch Carmen Sandiego? I have friends who are swifties and the shit they can find out scare me

this is true maybe we should enlist those of the rabid poet sanctum thingie. swifties if we tell carmen to leave messages with four letters capitalized in a way that makes you think she's secretly hiding a queer identity from you will you go after her for us

#if people think carmen is trying to HIDE her queer identity i am shocked

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Baby mime

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a duck walked up to a carmen sandiego blog, and said to the folk running the blog:

"hey, got any headcanons for what music or artists CS characters listen to?"

(excuse my terrible joke. my friend already sent an anon ask abt this but since she has ADHD i'll do it again for her lol. thanks!)

Zack and Ivy listen to The Duck Song at full blast at 4am. Shadowsan considers rejoining VILE and Carmen is just incredibly confused

#im sorry i dont have an actual answer #its because i have intense tunnel vision when it comes to music #i listen to like 3 genres and thats it #and i know next to nothing about other genres #but if i HAD to say something #zack classic rock (see: more than a feeling) #player video game music- esp dragon road day from sonic #carmen listens to villian i appear to be and cries cuz its literally her #carmen sandiego

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I tried to make shadowsan with Stanley's clothes

I'll try to do someone else.

#men who lied about their lives for over 20 years

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hit it marcanne

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I drew her

#SHE LOOOKS SO GOOD

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Graham, for science reasons obviously, just how gay are the other operatives? 👀

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Why the fuck does this come up when I search Mime Bomb in the Discord GIFS

#there’s a story here and i need to know what it is

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have to type this in anon if i value my life

gray actually looks better with no dimples

Gray Fans: VOTE

#BE DECISIVE. DIMPLES OR NO DIMPLES #YOU MUST CHOOSE #Gray simps welcome #gray not-simps also welcome #everyone must vote #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego meme #carmen sandiego memes #yes i am a cracklephobe #carmen sandeigo #graham calloway #gray calloway #graham crackle #cs crackle

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Okay, so, when Chase Devineaux is first introduced, I immediately thought of the Lego cop character in the video game Lego City Undercover, who is also called Chase. Thought lol they’re both cops, and didn’t think much more about it.

But, at some stage, my brain remembered that when in the video game you fall in water where you’re not supposed to go in, you get eaten by a Lego shark (which sounds cute but especially the first time it happens it’s bloody terrifying). And then realising that Devineaux ends up fully submerged in large bodies of water at least twice, this happened:

#the shark having his tie is a great touch

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Headcanons for Zach and Ivy working with Chase and Julia post- final season:

Chase finally gets to teach someone (I think this is almost his first line to Julia in the show - that he will be her teacher). Julia let’s him take the lead, as she can see this is important to him.

He gets way too excited when the Chief says someone needs to show Zach and Ivy the ropes and volunteers. The Chief responds with “knock yourself out, Devineaux” then adds “don’t take that literally”.

The one time Zach accidentally calls Chase ‘dad’ and they’re both mortified.

Either Zach or Ivy start calling Chase ‘eyebrows’. The other starts doing it, it catches on.

Zach and Ivy bringing the whole family vibe to ACME. Them getting the other agents to be nicer and friendlier to each other.

Zach and Ivy asking all the agents when their birthday is so they can bring cake to the office. Agent Zari straight up responding with “if I told you I’d have to kill you.”

The first time Zach and Ivy see Chase rough up an ACME vehicle, and they get really angry about it and tell him off.

Chase realising Zach is a better driver and enthusiastically asking for tips like “how do you take corners so fast and smooth? Please, tell me, I must know your secret!” Zach responding with: “I slow down😑”.

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Based on the train scene

#NDKSBF WHEEZE

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"I was the only child on the isle of Vile, which meant I got away with Murder."

uncolored sketch:

#she’s like apollo

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