gidjit not only picks fights with me, he has also started trying to fight my new dog. luckily, he’s in a glass tank and the dog is 25lbs and can be removed from the room rather easily.
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She get that good calcium
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Bean wasn't pleased her walk was interrupted by picture time
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She is beauty, she is grace
She will sniff your whole dang face
There she is; the world's most perfect moron.
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Coworkers: aren't you afraid she's just going to take off when you let her outside?
Me, who watched my brainless tube sock filled with mischief and blubber slither 10 whole feet in 20 minutes: no, not really.
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There she is; the world's most perfect moron.
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Went into the reptile room the get this doofus:
And accidentally end up offending this one:
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Pippin has just shed and is all ready to get stuck under a door the second I look away
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Fun Time Box - no mammals allowed
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This is how I know Bean is hungry.
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Elliptical is better as Pippin Jungle Gym, so sayeth Pippin
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i need to go to sleep, which means I need to turn off the TV ive had on as background noise all afternoon
but i feel bad cause Sunny has been watching it ever since she woke up lol
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Me: I wanna go home and write and edit, but I should socialize and go to the after work cookout. It'll be kind of awkward but whatever...
*ends the night with two coworkers vehemently and loudly agreeing that the only good snake is a dead one while someone's wife happily details how her grandpa used to maliciously run over gardner snakes with a lawn mower*
Me: should've just stayed home and WROTE
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New hobby unlocked: touching all of my shoes
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Sunny came out this morning to say...heddo.
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Walk into the reptile room to see Sunny like this:
Observing the outside world when she should be in bed. She keeps closing her eyes like she's going to fall asleep like that, surveying her kingdom and just covered in calcium.
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