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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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Monkey Man (2024) dir. Dev Patel

#the commentary of this movie was legit so good like #monkey man #dev patel

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DEV PATEL as THE KID

Monkey Man (2024) dir. Dev Patel

#monkey man #dev patel

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Dev Patel does a better job of sexualizing teeth in Monkey Man than every vampire in the history of cinema.

#dev patel was literally my everything in monkey man

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our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke

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On some level I feel silly for being so devastated by Ice Adolescence’s cancellation, what with the world a literal dumpster fire. But Yuri on Ice meant so much to so many. Representation. Beauty. Escape. Overcoming our image of ourselves. Love in its multiple forms.

And I think my partner said it best after watching YOI for the first time-

“I wish the world were more like that.”

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Heart broken

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It’s so fucking over guys

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in light of recent yoi news

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ofc i'm heartbroken about the yoi movie but it's also kinda fucking hilarious to me rn bc do you guys think duolingo on ice was the final straw that finally pressured mappa execs into issuing a statement like. a literal owl mascot on skates did what no one else could before in these past 8 years

#hot take on the yoi adolescence abandonment

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The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

#i generally do all of these because i have no friends who like doing things with me ;v; #in order i eat at restaurants then travel then go to movies alone

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I will not be silenced.

#me everytime: i have no memory of this place-

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shit like this should be radicalizing people

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they’re called boops but i think it’s better as lil baps

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