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ICE NINE KILLS Kiss of Death Tour

#what i would give to go see this show on the next leg of the tour UGH

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FALLOUT

1.04 | The Ghouls

#.......so i think im gonna start watching it this weekend. #for no reason at all. nope. #fallout show

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note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol

#only beans ill consider are black beans but they gotta be mixed with a bunch of shit #dislike strawberry seeds texture #soggy fries are literally the best. only second to the specific crispy outside soft inside kind

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will this get me banned today? let's see

#art

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Far Cry 5 + VHS tapes

𖥸 ─ inspo. x & x

#eating these tyvm #far cry 5

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#hes just a lil guy #doin lil guy things #like setting off too many fireworks at once #or burning cultists alive #far cry 5

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(greeting someone u would die for)  well well well… look who crawled out of the primordial FILTH

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#honestly every single one has a chokehold on my subconscious but i had to go with end of ze world #that one was my introduction to all of these weird animations and i obsessed over the dialogue from it for far too long as a kid

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Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

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"is this about death or sex" what do you mean "or"

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Another reason I want more Addams Family with the 90s cast is I think it would be so nice to see Morticia uncorseted and aging gracefully. I don't think she'd go full Grandmama but do you really think an Addams is afraid of wrinkles and cellulite?

Look me in the eye and tell me Anjelica Huston doesn't still have it.

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Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

#fuck 🫠

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surely another trinket will cure me

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Digital Commissions 2024

I was asked about commissions and I do take them!

Character Sketch, half body

1-2 people: $20  +$10 for each additional person (3 people = $30, etc.)  + $10 flat color + $20 color with shading and background Example: Tom and Val Example with flat color: Aziraphale in Heaven Example with shading and background: Benji and Ethan Back to Back

Character Sketches, full body

1-2 people: $35  + $15 for each additional person (3 people = $50, etc.) + $15 flat color, +$5 per additional character if more than 2 characters (3 people = +$20, etc.) + $50 color with shading and full color background, +$15 per additional character if more than 2 characters (3 people = +$65, etc.) Example: Thor and Loki you were dead Line Example color with shading and full color background: Thor and Loki you were dead

Actor Sketch

head only + value or simple color: $45 +$20 for 1 additional actor Example: rainbow Tom

Sorry no, NSFW. Gen only!

Prices are in US dollars.

No revisions, except with any commission over $70.

Not seeing what you’re looking for? Ask me! I’m I am flexible and willing to work within your budget. (Let me know how much you want to spend and I’ll tell you what that gets you).

Payment: At this time I can only accept pay pal.  Payment in full, and then I will work on your custom commission! I will be in regular contact with you while I draw for you, and will of course notify you when it is ready.

Terms and Conditions: By commissioning me you agree to pay the full amount of your commission up front. All sales are final. The commissioned piece is for private and personal use only. You agree not to use this artwork in machine learning or AI of any kind. You agree not to sell the artwork for profit, or reproduce/alter the image in any way. You agree not to upload this commission online outside of agreed upon usage.*

*Uploading to social media is ok with attribution. If unsure, please ask! (Basically, no uploading anywhere for profit or for unethical use such as generative AI.)

#commish

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Photo of the recent solar eclipse (via @nasa-official)

#space stuff

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Saturn Devouring His Son if it were a Draw The Squad meme from 2014