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#Holy Shit #fave

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#hm. #petri

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redraw of famous isopod image !!

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I really hope it wasn’t a dream bc I still have yet to find it since the years ago that I witnessed it but every day I think about this nature documentary of these super deadly ants mercilessly tearing everything to shreds until this special slug enters the frame sauntering on through the forest floor like the bad bitch that she is, and at first you think the diva will be cut down like everything else but she just excretes what seems like gallons of mucus that drowns every single ant piling on top of her until they give up, leaving a trail of death behind her at her own pace. She didn’t skip a beat bc she was ready. I channel her power and uniqueness daily

#perhaps the red triangle slug ? idk what the documentary was about though

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ELDEN RING: Shadow of the Erdtree

#elden ring #the 4th gif is soooo good i think abt that part of the trailer regularly

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Happy 420 🖖

stolen from NoContextTrek on twitter

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things to say to a person having a weed panic attack

damn that sounds really scary. ive never heard of that ever happening to anyone else who did weed. you probably broke your brain and it's gonna be stuck like that forever

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so hard to explain your personal inside jokes but. okay so every time i roll a joint i’m like hmm how much is left in the tray.. about a joints worth..

and then i get caught up thinking about a weed butler named jointsworth

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The Black Rabbit in Chainmail

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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yes i posted this on my other blog but you know what it goes here too

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Instagram.com/truenorthjewelry

#SOOO good #i want these so bad.

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion