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crumch

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trans girls who aren't on HRT I love you. trans girls who pad their bras I love you. trans girls who don't know how to do makeup I love you. trans girls who are tired I love you. I love you all. we're gonna make it through this.

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Biblically accurate dachshund

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Pangur is my nap beast. she assists me by licking the same spot on my arm over and over until the skin starts to come off

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Some internet language things I really like:

Phrases like “that’s certainly a thing”, “it’s so shaped”, or “one of the most animals” (is there a name for this?)

when people write with little to no punctuation like they are just so done

More specifically, asking questions without punctuation i.e. ‘what’ or ‘why’. It’s like, you want to know but also you are resigned to the answer?

When people capitalise The Thing for emphasis - particularly if they add a trademark symbol to really drive The Point™ home

How we use both bold and italic text for emphasis, but they convey it in different ways and I can’t quite explain how

Responding to things exclusively with punctuation, because sometimes words fail you and all you can say is !!!

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look at this SPECIMEN

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it's real BOY hours

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I wouldn’t say Grim is a cockblock, but everytime someone is in my bed she decides that the friendliest possible thing she can do is step on parts of the human body that you wouldn’t think a cat could step on, such as the cartilage of the nose

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my toxic trait is that when someone walks into a room and Pangur (who is usually on my lap) starts growling at them out of the baseless hatred she has for most life on earth, I join in and say “you’re upsetting her. you’re hurting her. she’s dying.”

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“Toothy Beast Movement Study”, 2007

 By: EVA FUNDERBURGH….

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one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

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the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

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Unown Pokemon Key Caps made by RoyalKeycaps

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