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we have to throw the baby out, due to its corrupting effect on the bath water

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the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i'd last left off

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I'm gonna be thinking about this all day

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“You’re still gay and that’s FINAL.” is such a batshit sentence guys im literally losing my mind over here

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"fanart of him fucking mccree isnt lore" is like foundational text for the modern hater

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you can hardly tell i had unmedicated adhd in middle school

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my gf made me a lobster bath

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*scrooge voice* spirit of christmas future, for what wretched soul do they play the crab rave? spirit, take away this frightful vision! let me not see these hateful crabs!

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chopped judge: as delicious as this prawn reduction is I can’t help but feel that your soul is absent from your movements, and that your entire life is but a performance for my entertainment

chopped chef: thank you chef

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