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HAPPY BIRTHDAY💞💞💞💞💞💞

OMG THANK YOU 💖💖💖💖💖💖

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@chaptersnet event iv: page↔︎screen

“This city is filthy and deep in the thrall of unending sin, so saturated with the kiss of decadence that the sky threatens to buckle and crush all those living vivaciously beneath it in punishment.”

These Violent Delights (duology) by @chloegong

#queue #these violent delights #these violent ends

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isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

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"I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE" guys are the single undisputed best genre of fictional men send tweet

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if we don’t get the staircase scene wirh Kaz in Shadow & Bone, im just gonna sob

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those cast photos have my brain on a 24 hour crows lockdown

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Friendly reminder that the term lesbian isn't just for cisgender women

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Only gorgeous girls start a new book and never finish them.

Im gorgeous girls

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listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

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honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

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SOC spoilers:

Y’all the name Van Eck is literally a spoiler for non readers of the book. Wylan went by Wylan Hendricks in the Barrel. that’s why he’s Hendricks on the casting, we’re not supposed to know he’s a Van Eck with the time the show is presumably set. They did not randomly or ridiculously change his surname, it is very much on purpose

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once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ 

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love to watch horror movies like that’ll never happen to me i’ve never answered a phone call and i don’t have sex

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honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

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screaming at everyone saying “we have all the crows now”

RIP kuwei wylan would have loved to see you being forgotten like this

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Okay so is no one going to point out how they listed Jack Wolfe as Wylan Hendriks and not Van Eck?

Because at first I thought maybe they introduced Wylan as Wylan Hendriks in the book but I just looked it up to see if that was the case and Kaz straight up introduces him as Wylan Van Eck, Jan Van Eck's son so WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN THEY CASTED HIM AS WYLAN HENDRICKS INSTEAD OF WYLAN VAN ECK

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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)