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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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forever and always insane about the fact that haunting means "heimsuchen" in german which literally translates to "homeseeking". a haunting is a search for a home you can never return to

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Manslaughter sounds like it should be a way worse crime than murder. You didn’t just kill that guy you slaughtered him like the hog. It’s like if there was a even less-punished version of jaywalking called traffic massacre

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reminder that addiction is morally neutral. 100% neutral. no exceptions.

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Being mentally ill makes you so uninteresting like oh what do I do in my free time? Huh idk, just trying not to die I guess?

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A little piece of advice for Americans navigating what will be an increasing number of posts about US politics in the coming year:

If a post makes you feel angry, upset, and hopeless, while offering no actionable information, scroll on and don't reblog it. I know that is going to feel harsh in some cases. But it's important to spend your political energy on what you can actually do and not be sunk into helpless rage and despair that benefits no one.

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No one understands how I feel no one understands that I am suicidal all the time no one understands how sad I truly am

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i forgot how fucking hilarious "informational" mental health diagrams can be.

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From  “𝐼 𝑆𝑝𝑦 𝑀𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑦” (1993), photographed by Walter Wick. 

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be gay do crimes is queer live laugh love. i will not be answering questions

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croque_monsieur

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​I want my pussy rubbed while I am cozy and sleepy

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me when someone asks me literally anything:

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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

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i'm not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs