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Autistic brain really is like, "you have to overexplain so there is absolutely zero chance for misinterpretation"

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calling a stranger online bestie is the modern equivalent of going up to a stranger in an old tavern and calling them “my friend”

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oh yeah this would do numbers* on tumblr

*2 likes from beloved mutuals

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Hello world! I'm 17 minutes old❤️

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gods weakest soldier. minor events kick the shit out of me daily god hands me his lightest battles and i start sniffling and fumbling the bag

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Short thread on how to do minimal work on shading and line art that makes your art 1000 times better

sorry if this is confusing, ask and I’ll try to clarify

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Cross your fingers for Disney losing full Avengers rights

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"you can't ship that, it'll never be canon!"

look, when I was your age, we shipped characters who never even met in canon. uphill. both ways. in the snow.

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What the hell is going on; 8-9th September 2022 edition

- Combination of Tumblr and Twitter polls announce Sans (a character from the games Undertale and Deltarune) the winner of the Tumblr Sexyman poll between him and Reigen, a character from the anime “Mob Psycho 100”. #Sanssweep

- Toby Fox, creator of Undertale and Deltarune wrote a fan fiction about Sans victory over Reigen, making Reigen cannon in the Undertale/Deltarun universe.

- Pokemon Company announced a new upcoming Pokemon in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet “Klawf”.  

- Queen Elizebeth of UK dies at age 96.

- The Crab rave meme is often used as celebration, with Tumblr celebrating the Queen’s death and Klawf getting wrapped up in the wave of crave rave memes.

- The beloved meme cat Thurston Waffles passed away :(

- “Destiel” the pairing of Dean and Castiel from the TV show “Supernatural”. When this ship was announced as cannon, Vladimir Putin resigned as President of Russia. Many are drawing comparisons between a monumental Tumblr event and the removal of a country’s head from power as the wheels of history repeating the motion.

- September 8th is Star Trek Day, in which a character called Data references the “Irish Reunification of 2024″. Many see the Queen’s death as phase 1 of this.

- It is US Senator Bernie Sander’s 81st birthday. Happy Birthday Bernie!

- Splatoon 3, a game featuring intelligent aquatic wildlife having built a society, releases on September 9th

- Youtube star Trisha Payta gives birth 3 minutes after the Queen dies.

- A Pine Marten, a small stout, has been sighted in London for the first time in 100 years

- Kiwi Farms, a social media site for extremists, “worst place on the internet”, has shut down

Im sorry but I don’t have links to all of these, this is just a summary of what is going on

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Yknow if this happened in 2012 hetalia fans would be making art of England all sad and crying with the colonies comforting him or some shit so I’m kinda glad she held out this long

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the tumblr holiday checklist aka the only thing that gets me through the year:

ides of march ✅

oscars ✅

april fool's day ✅

neil banging out the tunes ✅

the perfect date (april 25th) ✅

it's gonna be may ✅

met gala ✅

star wars day ✅

dashcon ✅

sans sexyman-queen's death followed by immediate resurrection as trisha paytas' baby-dwd drama-day (september 8th) ✅

do you remember (september 21st)

dancing pumpkin day

mean girls day

the skeleton war

november 5th

please it's christmas (it's december 10th)

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I don't think we should crown Charles. I think we should have a hunger games style event with the whole royal family and whoever wins gets it.

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also tumblr needs to get polls, it’s so vile and sick that twitter voted for “tumblr sexy man” y’all don’t even go here

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like to charge reblog to cast